Is it just me..or??

Everybody knows TSC service "just ask" ha? nice service, very creative of them God bless them, but any body noticed the logo of this thing, looks good..but is it just me..or does it really look like they wrote (organic splash of hot chocolate fondue-eshal bel3araby)??!!!

إسهال..منتجات العالم بين يديك

No, thanx..I dont want it

It does looks like that..they should change it, dont you think? ;p LooL

Its my " birpH-Day " ....too fast!!

Well..
I guess Kella Met2a5er gettin old and greezeh, yeaaah..soon Im gona start to use the crutches!!

Im all two tens, two twos, one and another one in the side, and one more will be added ..get it?!!

I guess after all, that old hog I own, aint gona be riddin one more again, yeaah, Im a grand-pa now..*coughing with heavy secretions*

Daggumit, these years are just kickin me in the rears.....

Pimp (!N) my OVEN !!?? 9ej.. Ahbal !!

I saw this pic in alseyassah news paper, couldn`t help it not to laugh..this hindy madry banghali men5ash in the oven (kaaaaaaaaaaaaaak min galb) min the police( la gada3, na9e7..7ada 9ayed el7araka)..ballah nezal `3athab allah feeh o shab, mo chan ye9eer pimp mashwy..(new sandwich min Nathans) ma3a elfelfel ela5thar o elbo9al.....aaaaa33333


He is a pimp from jeleeb elsheyoo5..with 21 prostitutes..hehe gal3athom el5ayseen..LoL

Naked pasta..

weekend activity..hell yeah!!
That was exciting, "funny" and YUu-with naughty-Mmy.....pasta hehe ;p

Freez w bas..hehe stolen

Any one thirsty..me want freez..hehe totally stolen idea..

Any one in love with freez, brain freez..when you chug a freez..now how many times I wrote freez, any body can count the freez, freez..I think I have a brain freez, I should freez now..every body mumble with whisper: freeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhzzzzzzzzzzeeeee.

* whispering*Dude..

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UP DATE:

Update…
I just saw this new flavor of freez, I had to buy it…now I know for sure.. Im freez addict..
Ohh man.. XD

Blue Hawai

freeeeeeeeezzzzz

Do you remember..bo mirror?!

Ok..

I posted before about the coolest biker in kuwait, the indian bo mirror..it was funny coz I have never seen any bike with a mirror that big..


Well..guess what?! I found one that has a bigger one, alot BIGGER than my little, cool, Indian friend..

Yup..

kicked my friend on the arse , and I really don`t think that I should look for a bigger mirror ON A BIKE, this little asian guy just nailed it.

Well, thank God he is the passenger, not the driver.

"Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ya3ny lo beyshoof his food wein wo9al fe ba6na, 3ady, all in the mirror, He could even follow his digestive process to the glorious gates of the " chocolate factory "..* squinting in disgust *

Now, my mission is complete,

over and out.

I`ve been tagged..by my self!!

Yup..
I..Kella weld Ben Met2a5er tagged my self..I call that self curiosity, I thought I would see what I can know about my self that I didn`t already know yet..what can I discover about Kella met2a5er..

In the same time, It will give you "all of you, not just YOU" the chance to know me or Kella Met2a5er, better and closer..so, here we go...

Ten things or maybe more, about my self:

• I'm a q8y biker, one of a kind..mako menny o 5osh 9by.

• I have a bike, thats what I use, when I ride.

• I think I have two eyes, equipped with eye lashes and accessorized with really noticeable eye brows.

• I have a head.

• I discovered that I have two hands with a complete set of fingers, including the thumbs.

• All my organs are organized in a really artistic way, inside my stomach "Yeah I have one of those too, so eat your heart out".

• My lungs changes size when I breath, madry lesh!!.

• I cant walk without bending my knees, I know..bad habit.

• My toes are not the same size.

• When I eat. I have to move my jaw repeatedly, I suffer ( obsessive compulsive disorder ) only when I eat though.

• I can move my ears, seriously..but they are not big, average size, 6alabeyya 5a99ah.

• I sleep.

• I always wake up, after I sleep.

• And yeah, for some reason, everybody knows me Yegolonly enta mynoon..hehe adry I am.

Now I think it`s all clear..anybody would know me easily..If you see me in the street wella belshare3, or any place..la tesalmon 3ly..tara ana wa7ed 5ajool o ma a36y face..

No autographs please..thanx

Kella Ben Met2a5er

شبقا يعني ..شناكل؟

الدياي انتشلوا و قعدوا..مساكين

البقر, حاشهم سل ..شلوون

السمك, مادري بعد اسهال و بعدين يردون على سالفة النفوق

الخرفان, من الصومال..(مادري بعد شفيهم بس كل ما وصلوا الكويت ردوا الشحنة) يمكن حايشهم القولون

الربيان, اكتأب و قعد

كادبوري, لا تاكلونه..من اسرائيل " ههه قدييييييييييم" صج

كراعين, فيهم فلات فوت

مخ, من سراي..كليته ولا طلع ني

سندويشة فلافل اكلها و على اخر لقمه..القى ذبانه منسدحه ريل على جنـاح بالطحينــه, شعقـبه

كيكه مالت عيد ميلاد..فيها سعابيل, هههههه مبيوقه

كباب الحجه مو مشوي عدل , بس برمضان

روبي تيوزدي..غيروا الشيف

ابل بيز..شقت صدري شق ريحة الصبغ

ميس الغانم..لقـينا شعره بالـثوم

ببيز بيتزا..وحده شالت قفشه من السلطه و شمتها..شان تردها مكانها بالبوفيه, طبعا بعد ما نص القفشه دشت خشمها

ازوري..تشرب عصيرك و تمزمز بالذبان و الحشرات يطيحون من ليتات النيون

صب واي..ما قاموا يلبسون دسوس

مال الجبن و الزيتون بالجمعيه..يقرض اظافر ريوله على ما الزبون ينقي الجبن (بدون ذكر الجمعيه) ههه

و شغلات وايد بالديره..شبقالنا ناكل ها؟؟ والله حرام

عطوا الدياي بندول و اموكسسلين..و ودوا البقر مستشفى الصدري عيادة الدرن..و فكونا

يلا بباي عاد

I couldn`t help it..LoL

Yup..I couldn't`t help it not to take a pic for this kick ass, cool motorcycle..I mean come on..I'm sure that there are no other bikes that have the same accessories like the one on this hot hog.

WHO THE HELL WOULD USE A CAR MIRROR ON A MOTORCYCLE??!!!!!!!!!
hey..I know the answer, an Indian guy in sharq..ya3ny 7adda 9ayd el7araka el2a5..LoL

The funny thing was that when he saw me taking the 1st pic for him, istanes 7adda..he was so happy..he held the handle bar and started posing..men 9ejja @@..

And another pose with a little tilt to the front wheel "7arakaat 5a6eera" yabeelha tadreeb hathy..

he is cool..made my day, hehe

SHIT (that) HAPPENS.. XB

Warning: If you just ate or you suffer a heart disease please don`t read this.


I found this in some blog I liked it..it's worth being shared..LoL
Well..


I`ve been through lots of these scenarios in my life..Im sure most of you too, have had your share of this "pile"..anyway..enough said..let`s get it on..or out..



close your nose it`s gonna be messy and smelly..

A list of the different kinda poopies one encounters.

• 
  Ghost poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
• 
  Clean poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
• 
  Wet poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
• 
  Second wave poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
• 
  Pop a vein in your forehead poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
• 
  Lincoln log poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
• 
  Gassy poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
• 
  Drinker's poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
• 
  Corn poopie: Self explanatory.
• 
  Gee I wish I could poopie poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
• 
  Spinal tap poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
• 
  Wet cheeks poopie also known as the power dump: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
• 
  The dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
• 
  The surprise poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops, a poopie!

It was good, but they forgot to mention some, examples:

1. The marbles: which is the one it comes like a small balls falling continuously, forming a musical splashing sound according to the size, weight and distant.

2.Th ice cream cone: It`s the one twist falling to form an artistic sculpture.

3.The camouflage:Usually you can notice this one by the different colors and patterns that it come equipped with, light Brown, dark chocolate, or sometimes..Arabic coffee.

like I said..shit happens, you got to face it..not really.

I just wana sleep X(

Im not sleepy..but I wana sleep, bs m3andatny elnoma..my wife and my kids gona wake up soon..and Im still up, I have to be in my job at 10 max, then I have to go back there at 5pm tell 8pm, then I have a class from 7.30 pm (which means that Im gona be late for it) and it finishs at 9pm..yeah, It`s gona be "A GREAT" day =/

live by it..

It`s really cool and inspiring clip..I like to listen to it sometimes before I ride my bike..I know it`s sound crazy, but it`s really cool if you focus on the words..well, I think that you should be a Harley or cruiser biker to feel it, I don`t think it would have the same effect on sport bikers..

COZ WE RIDE WITH STYLE BABY..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_UiA7CWTwk

!!سمعت آخر فتوى؟

هل حقاً أفتت "الشيخة" منيرة القبيسي
بمنع نوم المرأة قرب الحائط لأنه... ذكر?


وتجلى ذلك على وجه الخصوص حسب موقع »العربية نت« الالكتروني في نقاشات دارت رحاها في مواقع ومنتديات إلكترونية سورية وعربية, وحدث هذا بعد أن زعم مقال نشر في الصحيفة أن "الشيخة" منيرة القبيسي
أصدرت فتوى تمنع بموجبها النساء من النوم قرب الحائط لأنه مذكر.



وسرد ما سماه "طقوساً" نقلتها له أمه عن درس حضرته وسمعت فيه أن الشيخة قالت في الدرس: "إن المرأة يجب ألا تنام إلى جوار الحائط لأن الحائط مذكر, وقد يستغل غفلتها ويمارس أعمالاً جنسية محرمة معها مستغلاً نومها".


واعتبر البيان المنشور أن ما صدر عن مقال الريس بشأن »السيدة الفاضلة منيرة القبيسي« والفتوى المنسوبة إليها بشأن عدم نوم النساء قرب الجدار كلام بحاجة إلى دليل, "إن مثل هذه الدعوى تحتاج إلى دليل أو صحيح نقل, وكل دعوى كذلك, فإذا ثبت- ولا أحسب- أن مثل هذه الترهات منسوبة إلى أية مؤسسة دينية أو فكرية, فإننا نطالب بمتابعة مثل هذه الأفكار من قبل الجهات الدينية الرسمية المتمثلة في وزارة الأوقاف, والتحقق من مصادرها, لأنها فكرة عجيبة لم نسمعها في تاريخ التشريعي الإسلامي أصلاً, أو أنها من وثنيات الفكر وضلالات العقل

المقال منقول من جريدة السياسة, بتاريخ 23 مارس 2007 الجمعة

عجيبة شلون في اوادم يفكرون بهالعقليه المصينه, كل يومين طالعين لنا بفتوى..على امل نشر الاسامي تحت اسم مرجع اسلامي و بعدها اصدار كتابين ثلاث و يطلعون فلسين من جيوب المغفلين..تحت ذريعة الدين و الشرع و الاجتهاد في الدين, والله يستر علينا..و يعطينا نعمة العقل.

و من جهتي انا بأعتزل الطوفه و الحائط و انام بنص الغرفه, و ما راح البس دشداشه اخاف بعد الارض تبصبص من تحت, و الله يستر من السقف ما يندرى شنو يشوف ولا يسوي..و بكسر الحمامات و البانيو احطه بالنص..و يمكن ما اخذلي شاور بالبانيو لأنه مذكر.. بعد ما يجوز, و البس الصابونه عبايه (مؤنث) و احط معاها الشامبو محرم..و هلم جرا

Happy Mothers Day..

This post dedicated to every mother, for all what they go through, all the sacrifices and the great love and passion they carry in there warm hearts..

for my Mom, my wife and my mother in low*, happy mothers day ladies..you make our life perfect, and great.

thanx

*P.S. : The arrangement of the titles above doesn`t have anything what so ever with the love and respect I have for all three of you..each one of you have her special kind of love..LoL.

Chicken With Lemon AnD PeppeR

Yummy..yummy..yummy..

To day..which is actually yesterday, my wifety 7bebety fixed the best "chicken with lemon and pepper"a5555..I really loved it, It was YUUUU.. (with one really BIG) MMY..ma3a sa3bola..LoL.

I forgot to take a pic before I attacked it..so I drew something..ya3ny..nafs elshy..maybe..madry, elmohem nafs elfekra.

I hope it looks yummy enough for ya..and baby..you r 3ajeeba, very nice..so, shel`3ada bacher..or ya3ny elyoom??hehe