SHIT (that) HAPPENS.. XB

Warning: If you just ate or you suffer a heart disease please don`t read this.


I found this in some blog I liked it..it's worth being shared..LoL
Well..


I`ve been through lots of these scenarios in my life..Im sure most of you too, have had your share of this "pile"..anyway..enough said..let`s get it on..or out..



close your nose it`s gonna be messy and smelly..

A list of the different kinda poopies one encounters.

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  Ghost poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
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  Clean poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
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  Wet poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
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  Second wave poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
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  Pop a vein in your forehead poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
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  Lincoln log poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
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  Gassy poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
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  Drinker's poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
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  Corn poopie: Self explanatory.
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  Gee I wish I could poopie poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
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  Spinal tap poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
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  Wet cheeks poopie also known as the power dump: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
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  The dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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  The surprise poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops, a poopie!

It was good, but they forgot to mention some, examples:

1. The marbles: which is the one it comes like a small balls falling continuously, forming a musical splashing sound according to the size, weight and distant.

2.Th ice cream cone: It`s the one twist falling to form an artistic sculpture.

3.The camouflage:Usually you can notice this one by the different colors and patterns that it come equipped with, light Brown, dark chocolate, or sometimes..Arabic coffee.

like I said..shit happens, you got to face it..not really.