Amazing Ignorance

The following incident just happened to me in less than one hour..

I was on my way to the CO.OP jam3eyya of our area..and there was this old women looks like my aunt, ( she even has the same car) asked me for help.Apparently she needed to recharge her battery..so I said, "Ok, just let me turn my car toward yours.."

I got of the car, got my jump starters, opened my hood, while she was struggling to open hers, but she did it in the end..

She took a glance at the jump starters and said: Tara lazem now3eyya zeana..

I laughed, and I said dont worry it is. Shakelha mo 3ajebha, coz they were dirty and dusty little bit..so she started to make faces and 7arakat moslsalaat fe her face..I didnt say nothing, I put the wires and waited..

A few minutes later and I asked her to start her engine, she did..and nothin.. happened. It took three times till its started finally..I left it a few seconds and then I moved it..

She thanked me. I responded back, I have to reverse , coz she refused to reverse her car!! All the banghaleyyeen clapping, children around me with their bicycles cheering me, Egyptian man with his camera got the historical moment, sheyyab kuwaiteyyeen msaween 9afga o sharbeka, shalow syyarty 3ala their shoulders...you can get the situation...kel elnas taby teshoof shelsalfa...YA BABA EL7AJEYYA WAGFA SAYYARTHS O ANA SWWETLAHA ESHTERAK..bas hathy dratna..

Now all that was the intro for what I want to tell you, yeah I know..abo6 elliver!!

I parked my car, went inside eljam3eyya, walking to the other end to get what I came for, here is the other entrance of the jam3eyya, wella el7ajeyya dasha eljam3eyya ba3ad @@ WHAAT?? What the hell was she thinking about..ya baba tawny msaweelich ishterak shemda5lech eljam3eyya..It was soooooooo funny, yet strange.

The funny thing about it, I saw her again leaving the family center with brand new jump starters, nafs elnow3eyya elly I have belTHAB6..bas yedeed yelma3..get it,LoL

Athar el7ajjeya mo 3ajebha eshteraky, taby no3 zean..yomken Fendi wella Burberry, yumken, hehe

الملتقى العالمي الاقتصادي للمرأة..هممممم

20/06/2007

شارك لبنان في المنتدى العربي الاميركي لسيدات الاعمال القياديات الذي انعقد في واشنطن اواخر شهر مايو بدعوة من وزارة الخارجية الاميركية، تعرفت خلاله 50 سيدة اعمال من الولايات المتحدة الاميركية ب 50 سيدة اعمال من عشرة بلدان عربية هي: لبنان، السعودية، الامارات العربية المتحدة، البحرين، الكويت، مصر، الاردن، فلسطين، سوريا، العراق والمغرب.وهدف المنتدى الذي كان انعقد في دورة تحضيرية في عمان خلال شهر فبراير الى:البدء بحوار بناء وعملي بعيدا عن اي منحى سياسي.

Ok I know most of you will wonder, why the hell KM writing about this Sh#t...hehe, no offence..well, Im not, I dont care about hal5arabee6..bas marrat fe sha`3lat elwa7ed yeshofha o tbo6 his liver..I saw this pic fe jaredat elqabas yesterday, and I was wondering..

*lesh ma yechaykoon 3ala their pics before they write ta3leeq 3aleha..?

*lesh yegolon 50 women in the pic, o ana legait 72 women..?

*lesh yakteboon 50 men usa and 50 from mid east, elmafrooth 100 women bas in the pic 72..?

*lesh fe 3yayez m3ahom, o age9 edy etha yadroon shessalfa..?

*lesh fe 3 men razzen their faces in the moltaqa and the pic..?

*lesh fe bnayya 9`3yroona m9awra m3ahom belne9, o hal fe laha mosharaka bemoltaqa wela omha yaybatha 7ag elbuffet..?

Tell me eshraykom?

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A Available or single -what kind of question is this!! married o ma7jooz o mosta3mal, la o elkafala 6ay7a b3d.. YALLAH

B Best friend-Bu-na9oor, sa33ood..and my self, elbajy 7abarbash.

C Cake or pie-depends, how naughty it could be when it`s served ;p

D Dance or exercise-exercise, martial art-street fight "KAJUKENBO"..I like to paralyze peoples nerves, and break their bones and joints..cute ha?!!

E Essential item-ana, 3shan etha neseit nafsy eshloon algany b3deen, mo0shkela!!

F Favourite color-modemani "nfs ibrahim el9llal"...& pink, LA7THA LA YROO7 BALKOM THAK EL9OOB, I like to see it on other peeps, get it..hehe, yeah.

G Gummy bears or worms-non, hurts my teeth..I like chewy candy bas mo dood 3ad.

H Home town-Madenat Alrumaithyya Alta3leemeyya, I was born their..really nice memories :)

I Indulgence-Ridding my steel horse, driving mainly..playstation.

J January or February-again, non..leesh mo may ya3ny, eshfee may, 7eloow la6eef thareef, 9ayer belne9..7atta esma in arabic sexy.."mayoo", ya3ny bikini..hehe, shakly ban6ag 3ala hathy :/

K kids-two, my naughty tiger H & my little princess M..and I want the third 9ra7a, aby brother 7ag 7assoon.

L Life-life was stupid with no taste until I found my real love Om 7asoon NoNoWa..Allah ye5llech ly baby.

M Marriage-wullah the best thing that ever happened to me, guys get married..3ala mas2ooleyty..7atta the fights wanasa, a5er shy nbo6ha the7k, of course..I always make her laugh.

N Number of siblings-4, two bro & two sis..Im the second, so I make them five, I thought you would figure this one out!!

O Oranges or Apples-Apples EEWWW Weee3 YAA3 Yuck..no way I hate it..orange ok.

P Phobias-giant flying bugs..some of them, also sowalef demons o rabe3hom..coz I kinda have a sixth sense about that..dont ask for details.

Q Favourite quote- "What doesn`t kill you, makes you stronger"..man, my life revolves around this quote.

R Reason to smile- nonowas naughty laugh,her gentle care and her magical touch..knowing what I wana say before I say it "she really reads my mind".

7asson when he gets angry,dala3 masooka..my mom when she still calls me in a funny names like when I was 3annoon, my dads smile "such a friend, he is the best" , my old sisters care and over showing love "7yaty", my young sisters comments about my actions and "cool look" , my brothers over caring when I get hurt during training- acting like my old brother, my young brothers defasha and she6ana when he plays with 7asson "what little monsters"...

My grand father "baba 3oad" allah yer7uma..

Thinking about these little things, makes me smile and thank God.

S Season- winter, coz mako la spring wala 5areef in kuwait, bas 9aif o sheta.

T Tag 3 people-rekoo, missy and ms loala..yalla b3d eshtaboon, baythooha 3ad.

U Unknown fact about me-I have baby feet, not the size "45" but the texture..for God sake I cant even walk on the beach without sandles..fashla, kelshy yeqazez..hehe so much for bad @ss biker ha?!! OK DONT LAUGH NOW, come on it hurts 9ra7a :(

V/W Worst habit-volkswagen..hehe Get it?!!

X/Y Your favourite food-3a9eeda, bo9al, thoom, 5yaas..not the same time.

Z Zodiac- ثووور هاها Taurus...yup yup yup, ya3ny stubboooooooorn..7addy

I hope I satisfied your curiosity..now leave me alone, I have to Kill you coz you know too much about me ;p