Screw Nike..Banana..!

What a magical fruit..!

The Time is Approaching

Im counting the days, I cant wait to start the group rides...and this year will be better, cuz I got the king of all bikes, the great "GoldWing"..

Plus, my brother got a new bike, my cousin too, and Im in the process of corrupting the rest of my cousins and pull their legs into it, new peeps, and new group, and I still have my biker buddies too..I just cant wait, it will be awesome!

p.s: Amu, you are in dude

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Just wait for the second one....

I dont even know what to name this post!! Do you...

Need a gun in indian movie?..Naaaaah

I got this email before a while, but I just felt like sharing it with you, with a little comments added from me on the original ones..hope you enjoy it =)

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هذا بطل الفلم الهندي ربطته العصابه بكرسي, طبعا مو خايف بس حده معصب, ولازم الأيد بوكس و الحبل شوي راخي

اخوووه مربوط و عليه قنبلة مؤقتة بتنفجر بس شوفو شكل القنبلة, شارينها من سوق الوطيه, فيوزين بلاك طوفه و ماشه

البطل شاف جنبه اغلفة رصاصات طايحه على الارض, طبعا حطتهم عالأرض لها معنى, ماكو شي يطوف المخرج الهندي المبدع

طبعا الاغلفه حركت عقله مو السمبوسه و الجباتي وجاته فكره ......... قط نفسه على شان يوصل لها, هالعقل اللي على البطل شغال و لاحظوا ان البكس ما يفج من ايده

طبعا القنبلة .... وهذي اول قنبله من نوعها بالعالم .... القنبله هذي لها دقمه تشغيل دقمه اطفاء ... يعني السالفه سهالات, مو متعبين روحهم مثل الافلام الامريكيه, البطل ما عنده وكت يفكر اي واير يقص و يصبصب عرق و يتذكر بنته, بعدين المحل اللي بسوق الوطيه مخلصه وايراته الحمر, ماكو الا ازرق
اذكركم احنا هني بفلم هندي

طبع عداد القنبله عباره عن منبه بو اذان من سيتي سنتر, و صابغينه بصبغ رش اسود و الدقم لزق, نرجع للبطل..تأثيرات الوي هذي صارله شهر و ثلاث ايام يتدرب عليها

واخيرا مسك الرصاصه طبعا الارض وايد نظيفه, المقطع هذا شككني بنية البطل, انا اقول ان مو بس اخذ الرصاصه, باس الأرض عشان المشاهدات شوي يستانسون, يعني اغراء على الطريقه الهنديه, جيكواالشفه التحتانيه شلون خامه الأرض, حدها سكس اللقطه اذا شفتوها من منظور هندي

شوفوا بس شلون يركزالبطل والتركيز ذاااااابحه, اهنيه اضطر المخرج يضيف شوية عرق و ينزل الخصله, عشان تتماشى مع تسكيرة الشفايف على الرصاصه, طبها البنات الحين يتمنون ان اهم الرصاصه

طبعا بطريقة هندية بحته واسلوب الافلام الهنديه غلاف الرصاصه يطيييييييييير كانه رصاصه
ويصوبه على الدقمه الخضره و تطفي القنبله , حركاااااات..

شي عجيييييب ..

واخيرا (راجو ) اقصد البطل الخارق حل الأزمة ..

الغريب في الحركة .. ان القنبلة بقي لها ثانية واحدة وتنفجر ..

بس لحق عليها في اللحظة الأخيرة فيلم هندي ..

اكشن صح هههههههه :)

شوفوا الصورة المتحركة للأكشن

البنات رجاءا, مسكوا نفسكم شوي, ادري اللقطه حدها إغراء

السؤال اللي يسدح نفسه, منو هالممثل؟ و شنو اسم الفلم؟ و شنو صار عقب ما طفت القنبله؟

أنا اتوقع الجواب حق السؤال الثالث, ان عقب ما طفت القنبله و طاحت الرصاصه عالأرض, واحد من افراد العصابه سمع صوت الرصاصه ترن عالأرض, رجع..شال البطل مع الكرسي و عدله, لقط الرصاصات اللي طايحه عالأرض و حطهم بمخباته, رد وقت المنبه القنبله, طق الدقمه الحمره و راح

بس قبل لا يروح قال حق البطل: مره ساني انته ما يسير شيتان واجد, مره ساني انته يتيييه انا ما يجي يشيل مال انته, همار انته ولاه ماكو مككك

KM On Time..everyday!!?

Why?

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

Another adventure, another story, a cocktail of bad luck and timing. I was guna write this post, but I thought NoNoWa wud describe it much better. So, NoNOWa- take the lead!

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Here is our story of woe! Yes...WOE! We just want to exhibit our bad luck and bad timing. And also why being late is something unevitable even though it wasnt our fault. It all began with us going to meet up with some friends- u know who u are guys!! :) Well we started out a lil late..like we were supposed to be there at 5:30..but we left the house at 6. Ok thats our fault..but what happens next is not!

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It started with KM being tooo lazy and not getting gas before he came home. We jumped in the car and realized we had to get gas, so we went to our neighborhood gas station and of course it was CLOSED! KM figured that the closest station wud be the one on the Gulf Road across the street from Fridays. We were already worried cuz we only had 10kms worth of gas, and that was even before KM had come home from work..so we needed it BAD!

We made it to the gas station=good news.

Gas station closed=bad news.

We thought ..ok they were changing shifts, so we waited...and waited...and waited, and time was running, our friends were waiting and we tried to move on, but the second we did- the lil gauge went to "0 km". Wonderful! :(

We turned into a bus stop and thought we cud just reverse regardless of the tafteesh across the street that had maybe 10 coppers...waiting to give ppl tickets. so we reverse, and as we do---a car has to pull up behind us, y??? Becuz we were there, and there was no other bus stop in the universe except that one. Finally , we made it back to the entrance of the station only to realize that the time was 7:12...as u can see in the pic below.

KM got out of the car, and went to ask the supervisor what the hell is happening....cz we had already been there for 1 hour. He said that out of all the stations in Kuwait, that the company didnt bring the workers to this one and that they wud be late. And y, do u ask?? Bcuz we were there! So much for 24 hour service, huh?
Eventually, a policeman came by since he had seen us there like forever....and asked whats going on? So KM told him and he said he wud go check it out. It turns out that the copper just wanted to take a dump and needed an exscuse. He dissappeared mysteriousely for 20 minutes., and came back to tell us that the workers were on the way, and he didnt believe that we had no gas, so he came and peeked thru the window to check.
At this point our friends left- cuz there was no way in hell we cud make it. Me and KM played every hand game u cud imagine in the car. We joked, we took stupid pics until my phone had no battery left, and we were a bit naughty...u gotta pass the time- know what i mean?!* says KM* LOOL :P

Oh and thats another shot of the cop car--guys its called BOREDOM!Its after 8--we're still there and then a lil Bengali guy comes over to tell us the exciting news. He said"Sorry Baba...bacher ta3al" Which means that the only gas station in Kuwait, that we happened to pull up to- was gonna be closed until the next day.Lucky us........at this point we hit depression and we just kept thinking we are paying a babysitter to watch our kids, so that we can sit in front of a closed gas station.- WOW!!
Anywhoo...there was a guy waiting in line..an angel in a black yukon as KM describes him, who offered to go and get us gas. You see we cudnt call anyone...cz we didnt have cards in our phones- hehe...we always put stuff off!!! As for KM, he thought how stupid wud we look calling someone to come and give us gas, its like.."Hey dude could you just get me Gas, yeah you wanna know where am I.. me..Im in front the gas station"...LOL

Well he got brought us the gas and we made it to another station so we cud fill up the car...and here is the greatest moment of the evening........watch and enjoy! :P

Then we went to Chili's and had a"NoNoWa and KM emancipation moment!!!!

Wooohoooo!!

3arabiyya *pronounced in egyptian*

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.........Which one, and why?.........

impression!!

Every blogger leaves an impression on the people that visit his blog, I`ve been blogging for a while, and I really wonder what kind of impression I created in your minds through my posts and comments..

So...

Describe KM in one word..Thanx ;)

Wigs & Drags!!?

There are lots of "happy" people, specifically "happy guys"...
Now Im not talking about a little soft cup cake girly girly guys, we are all used to this kind since high school, but what Im noticing these days, guys with wigs and dresses, wedding makeup, female undergarments and all the deal...!!

The other day, I was riding my bike, it was around 02.00am, in the street next to alnezha traffic light, I was stopping for the red light when I noticed a silver toyota camry , approaching slowly to the pedestrian lines, coming next to me!! Now you know when you get this weird feelings that there is somebody staring at you..you try to keep you head straight but they just keep coming closer and closer..I had to turn my face since the car was inches away from my bike..It was a blonde girl, so I thought: walleeh shalblawy elly te6la3 taly elleil!!? but for seconds shakkeit fe elsalfa..this girl has eyebows thicker than mine!! and her chin was green..ya3ny tawha 7alqa..and the blonde hair is just 7adda dash 3arth 3ala the face, LoooooooooL..I felt obligated to have a second look, you know for the sake of the mankind ;p

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it was a "happy guy..gay..drag..shemale..cup cake" or what ever category he falls in, and there is nobody in the street except me and the "happy meal"..LoL

Now if you know me, Im a crazy guy, fighter, I wouldnt mind a midnight street fight if I have to, but this "zeg cake" is two and half times my size, that is why he got triple D boobs @@..it took forever for the light to turn green, I was already on the first gear since I knew I was in danger, this drag made me drag race on the pavment on my bike with the winds, I twisted this grip like I never twisted it before..1800cc 6 pistons engine was really usefull at the moment, my wheels were screaming and my bike was doing the fish tale for a quite long distance...I felt relieved!!

That wasnt the first one I`ve seen, recently..I noticed these "creatures" out in the streets in the late hours...kuwait, get ready for a whole new breed @@

Successful G2G..

Today finally we met, seven bloggers..unfortunatly we didnt have the chance to sit with "Kaos" and "Ra1" cuz they left early..

Which leaves Amu, navygirl, outofreach and of course NoNoWa and me..

It was really fun, I really enjoyed it..and I really hope it will inshallah happen again..SOON AMU, LoL ;p

Guys..I really really enjoyed meeting you..it was worth it wullah, and elga3da was 5feefa o nice..we really got along, specially for a first time, and I know we were late, but comon..Im Kella Met2a5er and I got a reputation to keep..and Im glad that we bugged the girls with bike talk, LooooooooL

I hope my kids, my wife and me..were 5faf 3ala gloobkom, o ma mallalnakom..6b3an akeed lazim tgooloon la wullalh it was fun o estanasna m3akom..I know, mo keifkom..cuz we is cewl baby..and you are really lucky to meet me ;p

Thanx..really looking fot the next one guys

Now I`ve been flickered by Amu so..

The Rules:

a. Type your answer to each question below into Flickr Search

b. Using only the first page, pick an image.

c. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into fd's mosaic maker

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1. Whats is your first name? Wento shakoo!!??

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2. What is your favorite food? Halyomein machboos chicken.

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3. What high school did you go to? Since I put the high school globe of Kuwait, so my school must b somewhere in Kuwait! Like Jabriya for example!! LOL

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4. What is your favorite color? All shades of green.

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5. Who is your celebrity crush? It took me 4 days to try to figure out who is deemed worthy enuf to be my celebrity crush. Of course I dont have a crush and I was guna put Jessica Biel or Shania Twain, but Rihanna's face fit the square.

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6. Favorite Drink? Avocado from Mun3ash Juice in Salmiya next to Kurdo. *Note: Not with huny*

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7. Dream vacation? Highlands of Scotland

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8. Favorite dessert? Bananas Foster- the one NoNoWa makes. I havent tasted better so far.

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9. What do you want to be when you grow up? A grandpa Biker, just like Paul Teutel Sr.- the man is pushing 60- mashallah.

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10. What do u love most in life? Anything with an engine. And if there was one more square just the same size....it wud be martial arts!

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11. One word to describe your self. Incredibly and Insanely stubborn. Just ask NoNoWa!!

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12. Your flickr name. I will always be KM.

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Martial Arts Trial

The other day, I was invited to a martial art trial by my cousin, "Full Contact Karate" class, it was fun. I wore my Kajukenbo suit.. but with my white belt..as a respect for the sensai, it actually means a challange..and it would be considered an insult to the sensai if I put on my original belt from kajukenbo!! Same works with any other martial arts by the way..



Now the cool thing was when the sensai started to teach his students and show them the moves with my help!! DAMN, it felt so good to have such a privilege, specially in the prescence of a high rank belts from the same martial art. He was impressed too, having the experience always works in these kind of situations =)





Next time inshallah, we will try the "Jeet kune Do" ...Bruce lee style, I cant wait..its gonna be awesome dude =)

Summer Tagged by NoNoWa & Amu =p

**I will always wear: Boxers & bracelet...."in the house!!" Linens and bermuda shorts outdoor**
**I will never wear: Pink...never ever, I would never do it**
**My bad-clothes-day advice: Who cares..Im dude**
**I Know I look great when: Beside that Im the kind of husband who takes his wife`s opinion, I always do, cuz Im just so cool and dandy baby**
**Smart travel tip:Light bags, you are not immigrating!!**
**To me summer means:Having cold showers, No riding on the day..only night rides ;p**
** I tag...... Who ever wanna be tagged, feel free to say KM tagged me!!**

Double tagged by Amu..

Amu`s keychain tag:

Amu..cool tag Dude ;p

I like the idea..even if its not yours ;p

Im not that much into fancy keychains

Cause I end up hitting people with it

Its a keychain/weapon

Martial arts weapon

I thought you will not notice, LoL

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Second Tag

6 unspectacular quirks abt myself!!

1*Its hard to make me feel yuck, even if Im eating..I could watch a complete show about bugs, or anything else could make you feel ecky..but if you want me to leave my food, or feel disgusted..just talk about somebody eating soap or let me smell it while Im eating..the same thing works with eating glass!!

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2*I have to have even numbers all the time, the T.V. volume, the radio in the car, when I set the microwave..etc

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3*I always take the second item on the shelves, in the super market..when I go shoping for clothes, I always take the second shirt from the same size, never take the first...

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4*Whatever happens, what ever it takes, no matter how important what you have at the moment....never ever EVER touch me while Im drinking water, if you wanna kill me touch me ..I choke directly =/

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"Now this really bug NoNoWa"

5*Whenever I take anything back, kitchen stuff, books, CDs, towels..etc I never put them back where they go, I just simply put them half meter away from thier original place..to lazy to do it xD

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6*When I think...I think in english, Do you!!!

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Now I know I already wrote six..but there is more where that comes from..

7* I cant tolerate somebody running next to my food while Im eating, or huffing anything like the couch pillows or something like that...

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8*If I watch a movie and the lights on it doesnt count as a movie, I actually feel the need to watch another movie with the lights off..so I can call it a night.

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9*I can smell "zhaiwys" cockroaches.

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10*I could since bug movments in the dark, and locate it, I actually sense lots of things other than bugs, but I choose to ignore it =/

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11*Its intersting thing to watch the Doctor stiching my elbow, or take blood, or give me injection..I find it educational, as a matter of fact, I inject my self with pain reliever when Im sick, hehe.

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12*Im writing number 12 just for the sake of even numbers, LoL.

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I Tag..

NoNoWa

5roofa

smarties

Navygirl

eshda3wa

balqees from the "CCBC"

And every body else would like to be tagged, my blogroll peeps..feel free =)

My Boy!

UP DATE

MORE VIDEOS

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So, since Hassooni is a little fighter by instinct, NoNoWa and I decided to enroll him in the same class I take which is Kajukenbo. Its a self defense class which includes martial art practice, street fighting techniques as well as how to use the nerve impulses of others to your advantage with some weapon work, and joint locks as well. Well...he will not learn all of this until he reaches the adult classes- at least not the killing techniques, but I will work on it :P

I took the pic above- yesterday whenever we went to enroll. He saw the sensai (not his 1st time) and he got a few chest punches and a nerve endurance test. I got my share, too, since I stopped for a while- mine was more of a punishment instead of a welcoming.

Today was his first training session and he impressed the sensai and me. El7amdillah I did good! He threw jabs very well and his kicks were accurate. He did a flip/kick combo which is a big thing for a kid of his age and his first class. I am proud! :D

The pics above and below, they were switching the punching mats. I felt really bad for the girl cuz she kept smiling at me like, "Please, stop him!" It's funny!

Here, Hussain is doing butterfly stretches. It was hilarious!! I wish I had a video just to show u the head stretches. He couldnt put his head up cuz he wanted to look at the trainer '3asub. And instead of doing head rotations like he was supposed to- he ended up "6ig erguba"!! LOL
Grabbing a drink. He made me happy by making his own way through the kids and taking care of himself, since he knows nobody there.
My Little Tiger!!!

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The next picture was taken in 2002. One of these sweaty men- IS ME!

Can u guess who! I will update u later and tell u all if u guessed right!

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Now enjoy this video of my little tiger in action!

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ماشاء الله

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