My kids hate this car!

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My Kids hate this car "the Veggies truck", they dont even like to look at it whenever we drive next to it..

Can you guess why?

LoL xD

The Harley Davidson Chick

It`s just can`t get cooler than that..LoL xD

7abal

Yesterday early in the morning, I went with my cousins to "7abal", which means beards hunting with traps, it was my first, me and my brother, we were six, three in each car.

We headed to north of Kuwait and arrived around 4.45am...the weather was amazing, and there was a couple of eagles and other birds, I still can't remember their names yet, LoL

It was fun, until 8.30am...it started to get hot, and boring a little, plus I had some stuff to finish in the city, and I've been told that we were gonna finish around 8.30 or 9.00..but I didn't want to mess up there 6al3a, so we stayed longer, around 9.00 I lost the excitement, and I started to get sleepy, thirsty and so freakin BORED, and we didn't catch that much, So me and my brother 7alafna that this will be our last time to come, unless we come in my truck next time, so we can leave whenever we want. A5555 it got so stupid and mlaqa, and definitely it wasn't a good idea to do that in Ramadan...Gosh, I was so thirsty, and what killed me more was when we stopped to give the birds water, Cuz Mr and Mrs birdies are thirsty...la wulla 7elwa hathy, lesh ma y9oomoon....a55555 it was devastating.

Any ways, after 10.00am we left the place, my luck I was with my older cousin, he is a beards and eagles addict, so they decided to go to soog el9goor to change the damn mask for his bird, to hell if I care man, I just want to go home...Damn

It was fun, but not worth it....it should be in a colder time...that's all, now enjoy the pics =D

This birds name is 7mmamy..the only one I can recall!!

I never thought that we have chethee belkuwait!!

I dont know why the hell there was a helmet for iraqi soldier!! and how long its been there!!!

5orfan in the middle of no where...

This is my cousin holding this Big dumb bird, after he busted his thumb, and made a hole in my other cousins head, LooooL.... stupid bird got really sharp beak xD

For Girls Only..!

P.S: If you are eating right now, or just ate, please dont scroll down..but if you do so, its up to you!!

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Notice the little legs on her face...LoL

Nice ha? Yallah, Try it girls.....I bet its the same mixtures they sell you in the salons!! hehe....ENJOY

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Just wait for the second one....

I dont even know what to name this post!! Do you...

Wigs & Drags!!?

There are lots of "happy" people, specifically "happy guys"...
Now Im not talking about a little soft cup cake girly girly guys, we are all used to this kind since high school, but what Im noticing these days, guys with wigs and dresses, wedding makeup, female undergarments and all the deal...!!

The other day, I was riding my bike, it was around 02.00am, in the street next to alnezha traffic light, I was stopping for the red light when I noticed a silver toyota camry , approaching slowly to the pedestrian lines, coming next to me!! Now you know when you get this weird feelings that there is somebody staring at you..you try to keep you head straight but they just keep coming closer and closer..I had to turn my face since the car was inches away from my bike..It was a blonde girl, so I thought: walleeh shalblawy elly te6la3 taly elleil!!? but for seconds shakkeit fe elsalfa..this girl has eyebows thicker than mine!! and her chin was green..ya3ny tawha 7alqa..and the blonde hair is just 7adda dash 3arth 3ala the face, LoooooooooL..I felt obligated to have a second look, you know for the sake of the mankind ;p

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it was a "happy guy..gay..drag..shemale..cup cake" or what ever category he falls in, and there is nobody in the street except me and the "happy meal"..LoL

Now if you know me, Im a crazy guy, fighter, I wouldnt mind a midnight street fight if I have to, but this "zeg cake" is two and half times my size, that is why he got triple D boobs @@..it took forever for the light to turn green, I was already on the first gear since I knew I was in danger, this drag made me drag race on the pavment on my bike with the winds, I twisted this grip like I never twisted it before..1800cc 6 pistons engine was really usefull at the moment, my wheels were screaming and my bike was doing the fish tale for a quite long distance...I felt relieved!!

That wasnt the first one I`ve seen, recently..I noticed these "creatures" out in the streets in the late hours...kuwait, get ready for a whole new breed @@

Double tagged by Amu..

Amu`s keychain tag:

Amu..cool tag Dude ;p

I like the idea..even if its not yours ;p

Im not that much into fancy keychains

Cause I end up hitting people with it

Its a keychain/weapon

Martial arts weapon

I thought you will not notice, LoL

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Second Tag

6 unspectacular quirks abt myself!!

1*Its hard to make me feel yuck, even if Im eating..I could watch a complete show about bugs, or anything else could make you feel ecky..but if you want me to leave my food, or feel disgusted..just talk about somebody eating soap or let me smell it while Im eating..the same thing works with eating glass!!

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2*I have to have even numbers all the time, the T.V. volume, the radio in the car, when I set the microwave..etc

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3*I always take the second item on the shelves, in the super market..when I go shoping for clothes, I always take the second shirt from the same size, never take the first...

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4*Whatever happens, what ever it takes, no matter how important what you have at the moment....never ever EVER touch me while Im drinking water, if you wanna kill me touch me ..I choke directly =/

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"Now this really bug NoNoWa"

5*Whenever I take anything back, kitchen stuff, books, CDs, towels..etc I never put them back where they go, I just simply put them half meter away from thier original place..to lazy to do it xD

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6*When I think...I think in english, Do you!!!

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Now I know I already wrote six..but there is more where that comes from..

7* I cant tolerate somebody running next to my food while Im eating, or huffing anything like the couch pillows or something like that...

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8*If I watch a movie and the lights on it doesnt count as a movie, I actually feel the need to watch another movie with the lights off..so I can call it a night.

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9*I can smell "zhaiwys" cockroaches.

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10*I could since bug movments in the dark, and locate it, I actually sense lots of things other than bugs, but I choose to ignore it =/

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11*Its intersting thing to watch the Doctor stiching my elbow, or take blood, or give me injection..I find it educational, as a matter of fact, I inject my self with pain reliever when Im sick, hehe.

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12*Im writing number 12 just for the sake of even numbers, LoL.

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I Tag..

NoNoWa

5roofa

smarties

Navygirl

eshda3wa

balqees from the "CCBC"

And every body else would like to be tagged, my blogroll peeps..feel free =)

I feel pregnant!!

To day, my wife called me in dawam, and told me that she was hurting, and she is having the contractions back and stronger!! When she said that..directly I felt like my stomach aching..and I needed to go to the bathroom, and I was so worried about her..I drove like crazy back home..I ran out from my car, waiting the elevator was so f#$king nerve racking, I was gonna take the steps but the elevator doors opened finally, I couldnt find the right key to open the door..and when finally I opened it, there she is...still didnt get ready, she was in a better shape than me!! so I ran to the bathroom..like a pregnant man!!

"We really are pregnant!!"

I hate "Halyoumain"!!

Because of halmas5ara!!

I mean come on, what the hell does spraying people have to do with celebrating your country's national and liberation day!!? I don't think we sprayed the Iraqis to get them out of here and free our country, or dance the Brits out from Kuwait in 1961!! I don't think that spraying people with your own "urine", or God knows what with water guns, makes anybody happy!!? I don't think, hitting Indian and Egyptian people, or any expats, without absolutely no reason, what so ever, just because he was in the wrong time and place is celebrating your national day!!

In these two days, unfortunately; lots of young guys get themselves into fights, and problems,. They get stabbed, eyes get punctured or they end up under somebody's car wheels..just because one of them stared at the other one, or their asses bumped to each other while they were dancing in the middle of the street. Sometimes without any reason, just bullying the others, or of coarse..spraying each other. It starts with a joke, and ends up in the morgue!!
In Kuwait, the whole country turns to a little night club, foam everywhere, bad guys, bad girls, drunk people, convicts "or on the way to be one", guys dancing, girls dancing, loud music, girls showing more skin, naked legs and cleavage, guys in return turn to animals..and show more, sometimes even there "penises" turns to a patriotic celebration tool,.So they start to show the people "Hey I have penis too", we know you have one dumb ass, girls know that too, what are you expecting, girls mooning you and flashing you back, well..YES it happens, unfortunately!!

All that happened and will happen, and its happening right now.."In Kuwait"

I wish I could put a flag or something on my car, and drive around celebrating, but you know what, putting the Kuwaiti flag these days, means you are mas5ara!! How??? It`s like you are saying: Hey, spray me..Im ok with it!! Come and dance like an idiot in front my car..Im ok with it!! Flirt with my family..Im ok with it!! Scare my kids..Im ok with it!! Show me your little "weewee"..Im ok with it!! Mess up my car..Im ok with it!! I have an emergency..my wife might deliver now, its not important..close the road and dance your ass off, make an idiot of your self in the middle of the street..its more important, and you know what?? Im ok with it!!

I wish Kuwait was like before in the 80`s..we used to celebrate these two days..we used to feel it, we waited for it, I don't remember anything before, similar to what`s going on now=/

"We used to have a national day"

Caught my eye!!

"Im not that much of a photographer, but I know how to push the button!!"

"kella met2a5er"

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Admit it, the boy is talented

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She just learned how to raise her eyebrows =D

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Shy, or victory fist?
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Misk`s Johnson`s powder "ART"

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Personal wall scratches

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I wish I could ride my bike up there!!

"And I dont mean like dead and angels 5rabee6, Im only wondering how would it feel?"

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The singing Dude in the marina crescent

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Ikea little woden statue, turding him self on pavement

"My vision of an Oil spot"

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I added the wings!!

"Another Oil spot vision"

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Road kill.....

in marina crescent!!

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I hope I made you bored enough =)

Better late than never!!

"Better late than never"

When Nonowa read the title, she thought it couldnt be any better, she thought that should be my motto in life!! weird ha?

Of course, Im late like always, but this time, its for my blogs one year anniversary, birthday or whatever you like to call it..I think I started blogging on Feb the 8th 2007!!

*White pigeons flying and turding all over ugly gypsy girls dancing and mooning the crowd with flame throwers, a clown flipping between their legs then dropping dead from the scenary and smell of the gypsy girls, and fat men blowing horns with white and gray tights torn on the @ss, and little squirrels carrying me around between all this dillema of celebrating my blog, a male belly dancer and a taliban stripper in the background making out, and an air plane flying with my name on the back of it..KM in da houze*

and that makes me 2 days late..not that bad, right!!?I tried to look for a suitable pic of a cake to put with the post, I couldn`t find a better one than this, a piece of cake, with a little clock ticking on the side..you know, to not be late..it turns out that its not even a cake..its an alarm clock..so I think it will not make any good for me, I cant eat it, it cant wake me up!!
Ok what is new..

I think Im a ride addict now, I`ve been riding every single day as of last week, I leave to work with my bike, finish work and head to the stupid streets of kuwait and have a spin, then head back home to nonowa cuz I start to miss her, otherwise, I would be riding till its late at night..

Being hungry helps too ;p "J/K nonowty" LoL

Since I couldnt find the suitable cake for my blog celebration, I thought this will be a good one!! wanna piece..anybody!!?
Would you eat it!!

Happy my blog 2 days late anniversary =D

I miss having a "Deech" !!

Yeah I do, I miss having this stupid usless bird, they`re never on time for prayers..I guess they go by their local timing from wherever the hell they came from!!

But they are fun, ayyam gabol, we used to chase this speedy bastards for over ana hour me and my younger brother, till they give up and just start drooling..then we start to approach and jump on them ya3ny 9aydeenhom, la o lazim we brag, so I start to tell my brother: ha shiftny eshloon 9edta..sheft eshloon rabeata..!!

And we seriously think that we tamed them o enna 5la9 te3allam 3aleena, ya3ny 9ar aleef, LoL

So we start rubbing them and pushing them down `3a9b 3shan yeg3doon yamna...wulla mesakeen eldyacha elly ye6ee7oon b2edna, we chase them thinking that we are training them to be faster, we throw them really high ya3ny ne3alma ye6eer and we build them houses from cement bricks and then it falls on their legs and breaks them..no wait that was the duck!!

Eeeeehhh, I miss you Rocky, yup rocky my deech..I named "him" Rocky, lo "Sly" yadry chan yente7er..hehe

I dunno why, but we always have weird animals ayyam gabol..last deech we had just pushed it zyada 3an ellezoom, ma9a5ha!! He left all the beutifull fat chicken with there nice rounded a$$es, and started fornicating with the slim duck..I mean come on, what kind of little chicks they will have!!? elthaher 9a7ebna yaby ye3adel elnasil ya3ny..so he decided to pimp it with the sluty Duck..

hehe, I miss throwing jooty, wella n3al, wela rocks or what ever my hand can reach, to stop them doing the dirty duck/deech DO, at least not infront of the other chickens..

I miss those days...Im hungry!!

Is it just me..or??

Everybody knows TSC service "just ask" ha? nice service, very creative of them God bless them, but any body noticed the logo of this thing, looks good..but is it just me..or does it really look like they wrote (organic splash of hot chocolate fondue-eshal bel3araby)??!!!

إسهال..منتجات العالم بين يديك

No, thanx..I dont want it

It does looks like that..they should change it, dont you think? ;p LooL

SHIT (that) HAPPENS.. XB

Warning: If you just ate or you suffer a heart disease please don`t read this.


I found this in some blog I liked it..it's worth being shared..LoL
Well..


I`ve been through lots of these scenarios in my life..Im sure most of you too, have had your share of this "pile"..anyway..enough said..let`s get it on..or out..



close your nose it`s gonna be messy and smelly..

A list of the different kinda poopies one encounters.

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  Ghost poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
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  Clean poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
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  Wet poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
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  Second wave poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
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  Pop a vein in your forehead poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
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  Lincoln log poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
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  Gassy poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
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  Drinker's poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
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  Corn poopie: Self explanatory.
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  Gee I wish I could poopie poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
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  Spinal tap poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
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  Wet cheeks poopie also known as the power dump: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
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  The dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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  The surprise poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops, a poopie!

It was good, but they forgot to mention some, examples:

1. The marbles: which is the one it comes like a small balls falling continuously, forming a musical splashing sound according to the size, weight and distant.

2.Th ice cream cone: It`s the one twist falling to form an artistic sculpture.

3.The camouflage:Usually you can notice this one by the different colors and patterns that it come equipped with, light Brown, dark chocolate, or sometimes..Arabic coffee.

like I said..shit happens, you got to face it..not really.