No Time! is enough....

Im still late, even if I try.......no matter what I do!

KTV SUCKs..so does Shbab q8!!

When you wake up at 7.00AM in a weekend, wash your bike in our freezing cold weather of kuwait, meet up, and waste our time, and waste our ride..just so KTV can shot some clips for us answering a really dumb Questions, get on our bikes with us, and the camera man with me, with his GIANT 1981 camera, risk my safty riding around the group, cuz the director wanted to take shots from all angles..all that, with no special thanx for the team, cuz like they said, it will be an advertisment if they put the name "Goldwing" in the credits....Dumb A$$es!!

And finally, they told us it will be on 6.00PM friday.....OK, 5.30PM friday, KM pushed the record button, 3 hours+ tape, and leave..came back in the night, checked the tape, and the result..NOTHING, no interview, no clips....NOTHING

I asked the guys the next day, if anyone cought the "Shbab q8" show yeasterday...Nothing!

KTV, when you are gonna tetsani3ooon, wulla fashaltoona, and the funny thing, I checked on line for the programs, they were different than the news paper "alseyasa", and "alqabas" too, and online still ramadan programs for some reason, and the tv guide ba3ad mala sho`3ol belsalfa marra wa7da.....Wulla fashlaaa!!

Ya 7lat elhnood wullah...W to V!!

Read the writing in English under the name, Frawla was spelled Faravla...LOL

You gotta love these people, I really enjoy talking to them, the way they use the words and sounds, like the letter "A" is pronuonced "yea", "w" is pronounced "v", "E" is "yee"....

Even the words, they usually use the word "expired" instead of "died" or "passed away"!!

Unfortunatly, lots of people underestimate Indians, although that they are one of the most devoted people when it comes to knowledge and science..

Indian shuttles reached space earlier this month, and we are still arguing with our neighbors about unifying our GCC ID's and currency!!

SlamonNn =)

Speed cameras

I hate the speed cameras, they are evil, created to steal our grocery money, and our freedom, and they only work on us..the good people, but if you have was6a, or break the law..you will not end up to be one of its victims..

Starting from this week, they are changing the directions for most of the cameras in kuwait, specially the ones on the kings fahad road, now they get to catch the license plate numbers from the back, its like they are short with money in the traffic departments, poor edarat elmoroor mesaakeen, lets give them our jam3eyya money....

We used to speed a little, us the bikers..cuz we dont have a license plate infront of ther bike, but now..we cant, damn it, its a f#&king conspiracy man...

Any ways, my friend bikers everywhere in this country, watch out and slow down...specially on the kings fahad road!!

Godspeed bikers

Kella Met2a5er

مابي أعيد =/

This ramadan was so 3afsa, o bser3a 6ar, o ma 7asseit fee kellish.....ya3ny again, I lost infront time, time 36any 1-0 =/

So, I decided enny mara7 a3ayyid, specially enna 3endy dawam bel3eed, ya3ny elsalfa 5rbana 5rbana!!

KM this year ma 3enda 3eed, le2anna ma 7asha ramadan!

7abal

Yesterday early in the morning, I went with my cousins to "7abal", which means beards hunting with traps, it was my first, me and my brother, we were six, three in each car.

We headed to north of Kuwait and arrived around 4.45am...the weather was amazing, and there was a couple of eagles and other birds, I still can't remember their names yet, LoL

It was fun, until 8.30am...it started to get hot, and boring a little, plus I had some stuff to finish in the city, and I've been told that we were gonna finish around 8.30 or 9.00..but I didn't want to mess up there 6al3a, so we stayed longer, around 9.00 I lost the excitement, and I started to get sleepy, thirsty and so freakin BORED, and we didn't catch that much, So me and my brother 7alafna that this will be our last time to come, unless we come in my truck next time, so we can leave whenever we want. A5555 it got so stupid and mlaqa, and definitely it wasn't a good idea to do that in Ramadan...Gosh, I was so thirsty, and what killed me more was when we stopped to give the birds water, Cuz Mr and Mrs birdies are thirsty...la wulla 7elwa hathy, lesh ma y9oomoon....a55555 it was devastating.

Any ways, after 10.00am we left the place, my luck I was with my older cousin, he is a beards and eagles addict, so they decided to go to soog el9goor to change the damn mask for his bird, to hell if I care man, I just want to go home...Damn

It was fun, but not worth it....it should be in a colder time...that's all, now enjoy the pics =D

This birds name is 7mmamy..the only one I can recall!!

I never thought that we have chethee belkuwait!!

I dont know why the hell there was a helmet for iraqi soldier!! and how long its been there!!!

5orfan in the middle of no where...

This is my cousin holding this Big dumb bird, after he busted his thumb, and made a hole in my other cousins head, LooooL.... stupid bird got really sharp beak xD

BlanK

I lost my voice!

NO really, I really lost my voice... really cant talk!!

And if I do talk, I cant even take my self serious, Bcuz of the stupid little whistle sounds I make!!

Any Advice...how can I fix that?

It sucks..I need an Ax!

Yup...my life sucks these days, if it wasn`t for nonowa..I`de be killing somebody right now, she calms me down..thank God.

Recently, Im just in a bad mood most of the time, and I feel like fighting with everybody, and I feel like everything people are doing around me is annoying, and somehow against me, and Im just ANGRY at the whole world, the last dream I remember was me killing people with an "Ax" , and opening their heads with it, spliting it from the middle, and chopping their limbs a part from their bodies, because they got me angry and they tried to bother NoN0Wa in the dream, and believe me, it felt really REALLy really GooD.

Im on the edge of a fight with almost everybody I know, cuz they just irritate me..yeah irritate me! peeps knock it off...NoNoWa thanx "papy angle" for handling me halyoumein..you save me from my self..

Everybody..F#$k the hell off =/

KM On Time..everyday!!?

Why?

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

Another adventure, another story, a cocktail of bad luck and timing. I was guna write this post, but I thought NoNoWa wud describe it much better. So, NoNOWa- take the lead!

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Here is our story of woe! Yes...WOE! We just want to exhibit our bad luck and bad timing. And also why being late is something unevitable even though it wasnt our fault. It all began with us going to meet up with some friends- u know who u are guys!! :) Well we started out a lil late..like we were supposed to be there at 5:30..but we left the house at 6. Ok thats our fault..but what happens next is not!

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It started with KM being tooo lazy and not getting gas before he came home. We jumped in the car and realized we had to get gas, so we went to our neighborhood gas station and of course it was CLOSED! KM figured that the closest station wud be the one on the Gulf Road across the street from Fridays. We were already worried cuz we only had 10kms worth of gas, and that was even before KM had come home from work..so we needed it BAD!

We made it to the gas station=good news.

Gas station closed=bad news.

We thought ..ok they were changing shifts, so we waited...and waited...and waited, and time was running, our friends were waiting and we tried to move on, but the second we did- the lil gauge went to "0 km". Wonderful! :(

We turned into a bus stop and thought we cud just reverse regardless of the tafteesh across the street that had maybe 10 coppers...waiting to give ppl tickets. so we reverse, and as we do---a car has to pull up behind us, y??? Becuz we were there, and there was no other bus stop in the universe except that one. Finally , we made it back to the entrance of the station only to realize that the time was 7:12...as u can see in the pic below.

KM got out of the car, and went to ask the supervisor what the hell is happening....cz we had already been there for 1 hour. He said that out of all the stations in Kuwait, that the company didnt bring the workers to this one and that they wud be late. And y, do u ask?? Bcuz we were there! So much for 24 hour service, huh?
Eventually, a policeman came by since he had seen us there like forever....and asked whats going on? So KM told him and he said he wud go check it out. It turns out that the copper just wanted to take a dump and needed an exscuse. He dissappeared mysteriousely for 20 minutes., and came back to tell us that the workers were on the way, and he didnt believe that we had no gas, so he came and peeked thru the window to check.
At this point our friends left- cuz there was no way in hell we cud make it. Me and KM played every hand game u cud imagine in the car. We joked, we took stupid pics until my phone had no battery left, and we were a bit naughty...u gotta pass the time- know what i mean?!* says KM* LOOL :P

Oh and thats another shot of the cop car--guys its called BOREDOM!Its after 8--we're still there and then a lil Bengali guy comes over to tell us the exciting news. He said"Sorry Baba...bacher ta3al" Which means that the only gas station in Kuwait, that we happened to pull up to- was gonna be closed until the next day.Lucky us........at this point we hit depression and we just kept thinking we are paying a babysitter to watch our kids, so that we can sit in front of a closed gas station.- WOW!!
Anywhoo...there was a guy waiting in line..an angel in a black yukon as KM describes him, who offered to go and get us gas. You see we cudnt call anyone...cz we didnt have cards in our phones- hehe...we always put stuff off!!! As for KM, he thought how stupid wud we look calling someone to come and give us gas, its like.."Hey dude could you just get me Gas, yeah you wanna know where am I.. me..Im in front the gas station"...LOL

Well he got brought us the gas and we made it to another station so we cud fill up the car...and here is the greatest moment of the evening........watch and enjoy! :P

Then we went to Chili's and had a"NoNoWa and KM emancipation moment!!!!

Wooohoooo!!

Wigs & Drags!!?

There are lots of "happy" people, specifically "happy guys"...
Now Im not talking about a little soft cup cake girly girly guys, we are all used to this kind since high school, but what Im noticing these days, guys with wigs and dresses, wedding makeup, female undergarments and all the deal...!!

The other day, I was riding my bike, it was around 02.00am, in the street next to alnezha traffic light, I was stopping for the red light when I noticed a silver toyota camry , approaching slowly to the pedestrian lines, coming next to me!! Now you know when you get this weird feelings that there is somebody staring at you..you try to keep you head straight but they just keep coming closer and closer..I had to turn my face since the car was inches away from my bike..It was a blonde girl, so I thought: walleeh shalblawy elly te6la3 taly elleil!!? but for seconds shakkeit fe elsalfa..this girl has eyebows thicker than mine!! and her chin was green..ya3ny tawha 7alqa..and the blonde hair is just 7adda dash 3arth 3ala the face, LoooooooooL..I felt obligated to have a second look, you know for the sake of the mankind ;p

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it was a "happy guy..gay..drag..shemale..cup cake" or what ever category he falls in, and there is nobody in the street except me and the "happy meal"..LoL

Now if you know me, Im a crazy guy, fighter, I wouldnt mind a midnight street fight if I have to, but this "zeg cake" is two and half times my size, that is why he got triple D boobs @@..it took forever for the light to turn green, I was already on the first gear since I knew I was in danger, this drag made me drag race on the pavment on my bike with the winds, I twisted this grip like I never twisted it before..1800cc 6 pistons engine was really usefull at the moment, my wheels were screaming and my bike was doing the fish tale for a quite long distance...I felt relieved!!

That wasnt the first one I`ve seen, recently..I noticed these "creatures" out in the streets in the late hours...kuwait, get ready for a whole new breed @@

They said.....قالوا

أقوله عطرز..يقولي حر, أقوله حر..يقولي عطرز

I feel pregnant!!

To day, my wife called me in dawam, and told me that she was hurting, and she is having the contractions back and stronger!! When she said that..directly I felt like my stomach aching..and I needed to go to the bathroom, and I was so worried about her..I drove like crazy back home..I ran out from my car, waiting the elevator was so f#$king nerve racking, I was gonna take the steps but the elevator doors opened finally, I couldnt find the right key to open the door..and when finally I opened it, there she is...still didnt get ready, she was in a better shape than me!! so I ran to the bathroom..like a pregnant man!!

"We really are pregnant!!"

KDD!!

I was riding my bike, and sheft this ad, I couldn`t help it, I was laughing inside my helmet..I Had to stop and take a pic.

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So what`s gonna be their next one?

"نسينا ما كلينا؟؟"

I "LMAO"..7adda

Kabsa!!

Scene One- Police started searching the golden Maxima, they threw the guy in the back seat of the police car.

Scene Two- One of the policemen took the dawreyya, rushing to another car "Murano", while the other policeman drove the Maxima. He stopped next to the Murano, got out of the car, and starts looking inside the black windows of the Murano, all of the sudden; they pull out a bold giant guy, wearing a fire fighter uniform. The policeman tried to put him inside the police car, but he was resisting, the other policeman came charging to them, he slaps the fire fighter.

Scene Three- Two girls in the front seat of the Murano crying, the driver came out from her Murano, begging the police man to leave her, and let her go. One of them starts to demand her to go back and sit in her car. She begs him desperatly, and the policeman starts to cuss and swear at her..(rekby syyartich ya 5arra, ya 7aqeera!!)..she went back to her car.

Finally the police got the"firefighter" with the other guy (Maxima) into the back seat of the police car. One of the policemen head to the front right door, asking the girls for I,D`s..and they start crying loud, begging him to leave them. One of them starts to tell him with a hysterical tone: "My father will die if he knows, please I dont want anything, I will do anything..but please my father la ya3arf, wulla yemoot, wullah yemoot"..the policeman starts to threaten her, and she said: "ok, ok 5la9, a36eek a36eek, bas la ya3arf abooy wulla ymoot!!"

The policeman spotted me, watching..: 5ally law sama7t momkin t7arik.. so I said, "Ok mo meshkilla..."

Few moments later, Hussoon asked me: Baba, sorry doesn`t work with police ha?
KM: eshloon ya3ny yoba?
Hussoon: Ya3ny even if they say sorry to sher6a, mako fayda, they did something wrong 5la9!!
KM: ee baba 5la9, mako fayda =/



Before all that, in a while, me and my son were in the same place, eating our breakfast, I noticed the car, it was obvious there was something wrong going on, but I just didnt give it any attention..

The girl was crying, and saying that her father will die if he knows... so why would you put your self in this situation, was it worth it!!? I really felt bad, but not about the girls or the guys, I feel bad about the familly. When they find out, will her father really die, God forbid..something wrong will happen. Akeed, ma ra7 t3ady 3ala 5eir..Allah ye3eenhom kelhom.

Lama bint tesawy halbalawy, o ten9ad..ma tefakir inna later on she will be a mother, a grandmother..sheno ra7 tetthakar about shababha..inha kanat dahya, o farra elshabab like 5watim on her fingers!!? I dont think this is something to be proud about!! Wullah fashla..

7o66o balkom 3ala roo7kom, o think about how valuable you are to your selves and your famillies. Fakro etha elsalfa teswa wella la2, etha elsalfa wraha mostaqbal, wela le3ib o bas..elmawqif elly shefta elyoum, ana met2akid enna yetkarrar kil youm, o akthar min marra..bas ta5ayyilow enna ye7oshkom la sama7 Allah, tara shofat elmawqif jddam 3yoonkom tethba7, elwalad temas5ar jddam refeejta o elsher6a da5elloh eldawreyya b6ragaat, elbint, kalat sab o klam y7qerha min elshor6a..elnas wagfa tshoof..mawqif zift 9ra7a!!


A five year old little boy, got the point already... what about you..did you get it, or not yet!!?

7o66o balkom o bala hal5rabee6

Yalla femmallah, take care everybody.

I hate "Halyoumain"!!

Because of halmas5ara!!

I mean come on, what the hell does spraying people have to do with celebrating your country's national and liberation day!!? I don't think we sprayed the Iraqis to get them out of here and free our country, or dance the Brits out from Kuwait in 1961!! I don't think that spraying people with your own "urine", or God knows what with water guns, makes anybody happy!!? I don't think, hitting Indian and Egyptian people, or any expats, without absolutely no reason, what so ever, just because he was in the wrong time and place is celebrating your national day!!

In these two days, unfortunately; lots of young guys get themselves into fights, and problems,. They get stabbed, eyes get punctured or they end up under somebody's car wheels..just because one of them stared at the other one, or their asses bumped to each other while they were dancing in the middle of the street. Sometimes without any reason, just bullying the others, or of coarse..spraying each other. It starts with a joke, and ends up in the morgue!!
In Kuwait, the whole country turns to a little night club, foam everywhere, bad guys, bad girls, drunk people, convicts "or on the way to be one", guys dancing, girls dancing, loud music, girls showing more skin, naked legs and cleavage, guys in return turn to animals..and show more, sometimes even there "penises" turns to a patriotic celebration tool,.So they start to show the people "Hey I have penis too", we know you have one dumb ass, girls know that too, what are you expecting, girls mooning you and flashing you back, well..YES it happens, unfortunately!!

All that happened and will happen, and its happening right now.."In Kuwait"

I wish I could put a flag or something on my car, and drive around celebrating, but you know what, putting the Kuwaiti flag these days, means you are mas5ara!! How??? It`s like you are saying: Hey, spray me..Im ok with it!! Come and dance like an idiot in front my car..Im ok with it!! Flirt with my family..Im ok with it!! Scare my kids..Im ok with it!! Show me your little "weewee"..Im ok with it!! Mess up my car..Im ok with it!! I have an emergency..my wife might deliver now, its not important..close the road and dance your ass off, make an idiot of your self in the middle of the street..its more important, and you know what?? Im ok with it!!

I wish Kuwait was like before in the 80`s..we used to celebrate these two days..we used to feel it, we waited for it, I don't remember anything before, similar to what`s going on now=/

"We used to have a national day"

والله فشله

Have you ever asked your self, why they call it "jam3eyya"??

Well, let me assist you in that, cuz it,s supposed to have evrything in there, everything should be available in there..

For god sake I cant even find butter in jam3eyyas anymore.

So from here, I think they should find another name so we will not over estimate.

Instead, I think it should be called:

1. Mash 7alik

2.We have "some"

3.Dont try

4.Ta9beera

5.No we dont have it

6.Dont get your hopes up

7.On going inventory

8.Mafy kuwaiti

9.Clearance

10.Detour

11.Mirage

And my final and favorite..

12.E5ith 3ala gaddik..o 5al 7ag `3erik Co-op

Ma3a ta7eyyat The "Un" Co-Operative Federation

At last.....

Yup, at last, me KM the biker, I bought me a new mobile..why its such a big thing?? Well, its a long long story, and I think the best one who could talk about it is, NoNoWa, coz she suffered and lived through the dilemma of deciding what mobile I should buy..

So this post will be written by NoNoWa, if there is anybody who deserves the right to do so, it will be her!! So there you go NoNoWty..


The post is yours...

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First addiction- TYTN II-

KM, the nerd (former owner of an I-Mate), drove me insane about this phone---ohhh wait I mean Pocket PC. God forbid I put it down to a regular phone status- LOOL! He would call me from work and tell me all about the specifications and applications and laaaaa dee da....but for me I hate Pocket PC's- they are just too complicated. So i wud try to discourage it, but to no avail. He made endless trips to phone shops just to see when it wud finally be here in Kuwait. This was his goal in life- to get this phone--nothing else mattered...but then he figured out after hours and hours of research--that it was just a test phone and that the software wasnt complete.
CONQUEST DIMINSHED!!!!!!!




Crime and Punishment-

Because KM is well, KM- he is a procrastinator and a very good one at that. I had a Samsung and it needed to be fixed so after about 9 months of waiting- I decided to walk inside Alghanim and ask for the cheapest phone known to mankind, just so I cud have some sort of communication---since KM had promised to either fix my phone or buy me a new one. I could wait no longer. So this lil Nokia is what I ended up with.... now I only thought it fair that after he bought me a new phone and his I Mate had broken- that he went through the same humiliation that I went through so I made him use the lil Nokia. The punishment must fit the crime in my opinion!! LOOL!




Second addiction-K850i

Now KM actually bought this phone. But, of course, only after endless hours of reviews and research- and filling my head with information that I could hardly understand. He also made me hate the phone before he even got it. He is the kind of person that likes to know everyhing about the phone before he buys---I am a discoverer!!! :) Now the phone was just what the Dr. ordered, but unfortunately----the camera was nothing that they made it out to be and he was soooo disappointed. He even had to go and get a new SIM card for this phone because it was so sensitive. He had it for a total of 2 days and took it back - meskeeeeen habiby. He was soo happy....and when he had finally found what he wanted it wasnt as great as he thought.

The end of my misery- Nokia N95- 8gb

*Hallalujah, hallalujah, hallalujah!!!* He has finally found the answer to his prayers......and the end of my misery! He took back the K850i and got the nokia instead. He came walking in the door like he had robbed a candy store- he had a smile that stretched from ear to ear....he finally felt happiness! And I was ---well just relieved because I couldnt listen to anything else about phones. PHONES SUCK!!!!

I just want to take a moment to thank God for Nokias and giving me back my husband and my sanity. Patience is a virtue and when u get married , u just dont know how much of that virtue you will need.

Now tell him Mabrook everyone!! And do a little dance- cuz he deserves it and so do I!!!!!!!

PS- He is really happy with the features, but keeps bitching that he now needs a touch screen- temporary happiness. But I am not complaining---so until the next conquest---technology sucks!

Written by NoNoWa---for KM :)

I miss having a "Deech" !!

Yeah I do, I miss having this stupid usless bird, they`re never on time for prayers..I guess they go by their local timing from wherever the hell they came from!!

But they are fun, ayyam gabol, we used to chase this speedy bastards for over ana hour me and my younger brother, till they give up and just start drooling..then we start to approach and jump on them ya3ny 9aydeenhom, la o lazim we brag, so I start to tell my brother: ha shiftny eshloon 9edta..sheft eshloon rabeata..!!

And we seriously think that we tamed them o enna 5la9 te3allam 3aleena, ya3ny 9ar aleef, LoL

So we start rubbing them and pushing them down `3a9b 3shan yeg3doon yamna...wulla mesakeen eldyacha elly ye6ee7oon b2edna, we chase them thinking that we are training them to be faster, we throw them really high ya3ny ne3alma ye6eer and we build them houses from cement bricks and then it falls on their legs and breaks them..no wait that was the duck!!

Eeeeehhh, I miss you Rocky, yup rocky my deech..I named "him" Rocky, lo "Sly" yadry chan yente7er..hehe

I dunno why, but we always have weird animals ayyam gabol..last deech we had just pushed it zyada 3an ellezoom, ma9a5ha!! He left all the beutifull fat chicken with there nice rounded a$$es, and started fornicating with the slim duck..I mean come on, what kind of little chicks they will have!!? elthaher 9a7ebna yaby ye3adel elnasil ya3ny..so he decided to pimp it with the sluty Duck..

hehe, I miss throwing jooty, wella n3al, wela rocks or what ever my hand can reach, to stop them doing the dirty duck/deech DO, at least not infront of the other chickens..

I miss those days...Im hungry!!