No Time! is enough....

Im still late, even if I try.......no matter what I do!

KTV SUCKs..so does Shbab q8!!

When you wake up at 7.00AM in a weekend, wash your bike in our freezing cold weather of kuwait, meet up, and waste our time, and waste our ride..just so KTV can shot some clips for us answering a really dumb Questions, get on our bikes with us, and the camera man with me, with his GIANT 1981 camera, risk my safty riding around the group, cuz the director wanted to take shots from all angles..all that, with no special thanx for the team, cuz like they said, it will be an advertisment if they put the name "Goldwing" in the credits....Dumb A$$es!!

And finally, they told us it will be on 6.00PM friday.....OK, 5.30PM friday, KM pushed the record button, 3 hours+ tape, and leave..came back in the night, checked the tape, and the result..NOTHING, no interview, no clips....NOTHING

I asked the guys the next day, if anyone cought the "Shbab q8" show yeasterday...Nothing!

KTV, when you are gonna tetsani3ooon, wulla fashaltoona, and the funny thing, I checked on line for the programs, they were different than the news paper "alseyasa", and "alqabas" too, and online still ramadan programs for some reason, and the tv guide ba3ad mala sho`3ol belsalfa marra wa7da.....Wulla fashlaaa!!

Ya 7lat elhnood wullah...W to V!!

Read the writing in English under the name, Frawla was spelled Faravla...LOL

You gotta love these people, I really enjoy talking to them, the way they use the words and sounds, like the letter "A" is pronuonced "yea", "w" is pronounced "v", "E" is "yee"....

Even the words, they usually use the word "expired" instead of "died" or "passed away"!!

Unfortunatly, lots of people underestimate Indians, although that they are one of the most devoted people when it comes to knowledge and science..

Indian shuttles reached space earlier this month, and we are still arguing with our neighbors about unifying our GCC ID's and currency!!

SlamonNn =)

Closing StarBucks!

Yup, it is Starbucks..

Yup, its closed..

And yes, closed from the baladiyya..

Elshayi3...shame on you =/

Notice the news papers, they were used to cover the red stickers, LoL

Speed cameras

I hate the speed cameras, they are evil, created to steal our grocery money, and our freedom, and they only work on us..the good people, but if you have was6a, or break the law..you will not end up to be one of its victims..

Starting from this week, they are changing the directions for most of the cameras in kuwait, specially the ones on the kings fahad road, now they get to catch the license plate numbers from the back, its like they are short with money in the traffic departments, poor edarat elmoroor mesaakeen, lets give them our jam3eyya money....

We used to speed a little, us the bikers..cuz we dont have a license plate infront of ther bike, but now..we cant, damn it, its a f#&king conspiracy man...

Any ways, my friend bikers everywhere in this country, watch out and slow down...specially on the kings fahad road!!

Godspeed bikers

Kella Met2a5er

7abal

Yesterday early in the morning, I went with my cousins to "7abal", which means beards hunting with traps, it was my first, me and my brother, we were six, three in each car.

We headed to north of Kuwait and arrived around 4.45am...the weather was amazing, and there was a couple of eagles and other birds, I still can't remember their names yet, LoL

It was fun, until 8.30am...it started to get hot, and boring a little, plus I had some stuff to finish in the city, and I've been told that we were gonna finish around 8.30 or 9.00..but I didn't want to mess up there 6al3a, so we stayed longer, around 9.00 I lost the excitement, and I started to get sleepy, thirsty and so freakin BORED, and we didn't catch that much, So me and my brother 7alafna that this will be our last time to come, unless we come in my truck next time, so we can leave whenever we want. A5555 it got so stupid and mlaqa, and definitely it wasn't a good idea to do that in Ramadan...Gosh, I was so thirsty, and what killed me more was when we stopped to give the birds water, Cuz Mr and Mrs birdies are thirsty...la wulla 7elwa hathy, lesh ma y9oomoon....a55555 it was devastating.

Any ways, after 10.00am we left the place, my luck I was with my older cousin, he is a beards and eagles addict, so they decided to go to soog el9goor to change the damn mask for his bird, to hell if I care man, I just want to go home...Damn

It was fun, but not worth it....it should be in a colder time...that's all, now enjoy the pics =D

This birds name is 7mmamy..the only one I can recall!!

I never thought that we have chethee belkuwait!!

I dont know why the hell there was a helmet for iraqi soldier!! and how long its been there!!!

5orfan in the middle of no where...

This is my cousin holding this Big dumb bird, after he busted his thumb, and made a hole in my other cousins head, LooooL.... stupid bird got really sharp beak xD

I lost my voice!

NO really, I really lost my voice... really cant talk!!

And if I do talk, I cant even take my self serious, Bcuz of the stupid little whistle sounds I make!!

Any Advice...how can I fix that?

It sucks..I need an Ax!

Yup...my life sucks these days, if it wasn`t for nonowa..I`de be killing somebody right now, she calms me down..thank God.

Recently, Im just in a bad mood most of the time, and I feel like fighting with everybody, and I feel like everything people are doing around me is annoying, and somehow against me, and Im just ANGRY at the whole world, the last dream I remember was me killing people with an "Ax" , and opening their heads with it, spliting it from the middle, and chopping their limbs a part from their bodies, because they got me angry and they tried to bother NoN0Wa in the dream, and believe me, it felt really REALLy really GooD.

Im on the edge of a fight with almost everybody I know, cuz they just irritate me..yeah irritate me! peeps knock it off...NoNoWa thanx "papy angle" for handling me halyoumein..you save me from my self..

Everybody..F#$k the hell off =/

KM On Time..everyday!!?

Why?

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

Another adventure, another story, a cocktail of bad luck and timing. I was guna write this post, but I thought NoNoWa wud describe it much better. So, NoNOWa- take the lead!

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Here is our story of woe! Yes...WOE! We just want to exhibit our bad luck and bad timing. And also why being late is something unevitable even though it wasnt our fault. It all began with us going to meet up with some friends- u know who u are guys!! :) Well we started out a lil late..like we were supposed to be there at 5:30..but we left the house at 6. Ok thats our fault..but what happens next is not!

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It started with KM being tooo lazy and not getting gas before he came home. We jumped in the car and realized we had to get gas, so we went to our neighborhood gas station and of course it was CLOSED! KM figured that the closest station wud be the one on the Gulf Road across the street from Fridays. We were already worried cuz we only had 10kms worth of gas, and that was even before KM had come home from work..so we needed it BAD!

We made it to the gas station=good news.

Gas station closed=bad news.

We thought ..ok they were changing shifts, so we waited...and waited...and waited, and time was running, our friends were waiting and we tried to move on, but the second we did- the lil gauge went to "0 km". Wonderful! :(

We turned into a bus stop and thought we cud just reverse regardless of the tafteesh across the street that had maybe 10 coppers...waiting to give ppl tickets. so we reverse, and as we do---a car has to pull up behind us, y??? Becuz we were there, and there was no other bus stop in the universe except that one. Finally , we made it back to the entrance of the station only to realize that the time was 7:12...as u can see in the pic below.

KM got out of the car, and went to ask the supervisor what the hell is happening....cz we had already been there for 1 hour. He said that out of all the stations in Kuwait, that the company didnt bring the workers to this one and that they wud be late. And y, do u ask?? Bcuz we were there! So much for 24 hour service, huh?
Eventually, a policeman came by since he had seen us there like forever....and asked whats going on? So KM told him and he said he wud go check it out. It turns out that the copper just wanted to take a dump and needed an exscuse. He dissappeared mysteriousely for 20 minutes., and came back to tell us that the workers were on the way, and he didnt believe that we had no gas, so he came and peeked thru the window to check.
At this point our friends left- cuz there was no way in hell we cud make it. Me and KM played every hand game u cud imagine in the car. We joked, we took stupid pics until my phone had no battery left, and we were a bit naughty...u gotta pass the time- know what i mean?!* says KM* LOOL :P

Oh and thats another shot of the cop car--guys its called BOREDOM!Its after 8--we're still there and then a lil Bengali guy comes over to tell us the exciting news. He said"Sorry Baba...bacher ta3al" Which means that the only gas station in Kuwait, that we happened to pull up to- was gonna be closed until the next day.Lucky us........at this point we hit depression and we just kept thinking we are paying a babysitter to watch our kids, so that we can sit in front of a closed gas station.- WOW!!
Anywhoo...there was a guy waiting in line..an angel in a black yukon as KM describes him, who offered to go and get us gas. You see we cudnt call anyone...cz we didnt have cards in our phones- hehe...we always put stuff off!!! As for KM, he thought how stupid wud we look calling someone to come and give us gas, its like.."Hey dude could you just get me Gas, yeah you wanna know where am I.. me..Im in front the gas station"...LOL

Well he got brought us the gas and we made it to another station so we cud fill up the car...and here is the greatest moment of the evening........watch and enjoy! :P

Then we went to Chili's and had a"NoNoWa and KM emancipation moment!!!!

Wooohoooo!!

3arabiyya *pronounced in egyptian*

........OR........

.........Which one, and why?.........

Double tagged by Amu..

Amu`s keychain tag:

Amu..cool tag Dude ;p

I like the idea..even if its not yours ;p

Im not that much into fancy keychains

Cause I end up hitting people with it

Its a keychain/weapon

Martial arts weapon

I thought you will not notice, LoL

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Second Tag

6 unspectacular quirks abt myself!!

1*Its hard to make me feel yuck, even if Im eating..I could watch a complete show about bugs, or anything else could make you feel ecky..but if you want me to leave my food, or feel disgusted..just talk about somebody eating soap or let me smell it while Im eating..the same thing works with eating glass!!

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2*I have to have even numbers all the time, the T.V. volume, the radio in the car, when I set the microwave..etc

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3*I always take the second item on the shelves, in the super market..when I go shoping for clothes, I always take the second shirt from the same size, never take the first...

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4*Whatever happens, what ever it takes, no matter how important what you have at the moment....never ever EVER touch me while Im drinking water, if you wanna kill me touch me ..I choke directly =/

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"Now this really bug NoNoWa"

5*Whenever I take anything back, kitchen stuff, books, CDs, towels..etc I never put them back where they go, I just simply put them half meter away from thier original place..to lazy to do it xD

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6*When I think...I think in english, Do you!!!

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Now I know I already wrote six..but there is more where that comes from..

7* I cant tolerate somebody running next to my food while Im eating, or huffing anything like the couch pillows or something like that...

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8*If I watch a movie and the lights on it doesnt count as a movie, I actually feel the need to watch another movie with the lights off..so I can call it a night.

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9*I can smell "zhaiwys" cockroaches.

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10*I could since bug movments in the dark, and locate it, I actually sense lots of things other than bugs, but I choose to ignore it =/

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11*Its intersting thing to watch the Doctor stiching my elbow, or take blood, or give me injection..I find it educational, as a matter of fact, I inject my self with pain reliever when Im sick, hehe.

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12*Im writing number 12 just for the sake of even numbers, LoL.

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I Tag..

NoNoWa

5roofa

smarties

Navygirl

eshda3wa

balqees from the "CCBC"

And every body else would like to be tagged, my blogroll peeps..feel free =)

Where should I go???

I always liked martial arts since I was a kid, and never really got commited to bodybuilding. and once in my life when I really dedicated myself to bodybuilding..I had my bike accident. Which stopped me from continuing my training..plus bodybuilding is boring!! While you learn a new thing everyday in martial arts..

My brother and my cousins lately, are going to the same gym, which is cool to be with somebody there, it helps the time to pass faster..they are encouraging me to go with them, and I kinda want a six pack abs muscles, and a little defining here and there..

NoNoWa was always against bodybuilding, first..because of the medications that guys take to get the right shape in a shorter time, second..she always says that I dont need it, I kinda have a footballer body, she always says that =)

For me, martial arts is somthing you learn, and it stays in you head, no matter how long you stop, its always there, and your reaction to your surroundings get sharper, and you are always allerted, I like that..

While body building, nice body, empty head..and eating like a horse xD, but it gives you a nice result in the end..the problem if you stop for a little while, all that you built up will be vanished in a short time!!

Martial art classes have a certain timings, and you have to attend, its an obligation!! While bodybuilding is a fixed time training, it doesnt matter when do you wanna go during your day..

Now comn, isn't that worth the boredom!!!???

In the end, they both have nice results...but

What is your opinion, which one do you think is worth it:

Martial arts or Bodybuilding?

The most expensive meal in my life!!

The other day, me and my little familly, went to Nando`s to have a bite..I like this restaurant, thier food 3jeeb, and Im kinda bored from american restaurants, and lebanese food...so when nonowa suggested it, It was just perfect..so we went there.

I got me some beef and mash tators, nonowa didnt want to eat heavy so she got the salad and the side mash tators..and the kids, got kids meals of course..

It was all good..we ate, we got full..we were good an dandy..I asked for the check, I put my atm pasword for the knet, wating the receipt..still waiting..mako receipt, Elmohim..the waiter asked me to put my password again, and handed me the cancelled receipt..

Now, that`s How much I should pay..

Yup, 12.210 Kd, twelve dinars and two hundred and ten fils..put, since I never really pay attention whenever I use the knet thingy, That`s actually how much I was gonna pay for a few pieces of meat and potato and salad...

TWELVE THOUSANDS, TWO HUNDRED DINARS AND HUNDRED AND TWO FILS..WoW

It was really funny, and stupid..but hey, now I could say that I actually was gonna pay 12210 Kd for a meal, without hesitating, one day in my life =)

I feel pregnant!!

To day, my wife called me in dawam, and told me that she was hurting, and she is having the contractions back and stronger!! When she said that..directly I felt like my stomach aching..and I needed to go to the bathroom, and I was so worried about her..I drove like crazy back home..I ran out from my car, waiting the elevator was so f#$king nerve racking, I was gonna take the steps but the elevator doors opened finally, I couldnt find the right key to open the door..and when finally I opened it, there she is...still didnt get ready, she was in a better shape than me!! so I ran to the bathroom..like a pregnant man!!

"We really are pregnant!!"

Kabsa!!

Scene One- Police started searching the golden Maxima, they threw the guy in the back seat of the police car.

Scene Two- One of the policemen took the dawreyya, rushing to another car "Murano", while the other policeman drove the Maxima. He stopped next to the Murano, got out of the car, and starts looking inside the black windows of the Murano, all of the sudden; they pull out a bold giant guy, wearing a fire fighter uniform. The policeman tried to put him inside the police car, but he was resisting, the other policeman came charging to them, he slaps the fire fighter.

Scene Three- Two girls in the front seat of the Murano crying, the driver came out from her Murano, begging the police man to leave her, and let her go. One of them starts to demand her to go back and sit in her car. She begs him desperatly, and the policeman starts to cuss and swear at her..(rekby syyartich ya 5arra, ya 7aqeera!!)..she went back to her car.

Finally the police got the"firefighter" with the other guy (Maxima) into the back seat of the police car. One of the policemen head to the front right door, asking the girls for I,D`s..and they start crying loud, begging him to leave them. One of them starts to tell him with a hysterical tone: "My father will die if he knows, please I dont want anything, I will do anything..but please my father la ya3arf, wulla yemoot, wullah yemoot"..the policeman starts to threaten her, and she said: "ok, ok 5la9, a36eek a36eek, bas la ya3arf abooy wulla ymoot!!"

The policeman spotted me, watching..: 5ally law sama7t momkin t7arik.. so I said, "Ok mo meshkilla..."

Few moments later, Hussoon asked me: Baba, sorry doesn`t work with police ha?
KM: eshloon ya3ny yoba?
Hussoon: Ya3ny even if they say sorry to sher6a, mako fayda, they did something wrong 5la9!!
KM: ee baba 5la9, mako fayda =/



Before all that, in a while, me and my son were in the same place, eating our breakfast, I noticed the car, it was obvious there was something wrong going on, but I just didnt give it any attention..

The girl was crying, and saying that her father will die if he knows... so why would you put your self in this situation, was it worth it!!? I really felt bad, but not about the girls or the guys, I feel bad about the familly. When they find out, will her father really die, God forbid..something wrong will happen. Akeed, ma ra7 t3ady 3ala 5eir..Allah ye3eenhom kelhom.

Lama bint tesawy halbalawy, o ten9ad..ma tefakir inna later on she will be a mother, a grandmother..sheno ra7 tetthakar about shababha..inha kanat dahya, o farra elshabab like 5watim on her fingers!!? I dont think this is something to be proud about!! Wullah fashla..

7o66o balkom 3ala roo7kom, o think about how valuable you are to your selves and your famillies. Fakro etha elsalfa teswa wella la2, etha elsalfa wraha mostaqbal, wela le3ib o bas..elmawqif elly shefta elyoum, ana met2akid enna yetkarrar kil youm, o akthar min marra..bas ta5ayyilow enna ye7oshkom la sama7 Allah, tara shofat elmawqif jddam 3yoonkom tethba7, elwalad temas5ar jddam refeejta o elsher6a da5elloh eldawreyya b6ragaat, elbint, kalat sab o klam y7qerha min elshor6a..elnas wagfa tshoof..mawqif zift 9ra7a!!


A five year old little boy, got the point already... what about you..did you get it, or not yet!!?

7o66o balkom o bala hal5rabee6

Yalla femmallah, take care everybody.

I hate "Halyoumain"!!

Because of halmas5ara!!

I mean come on, what the hell does spraying people have to do with celebrating your country's national and liberation day!!? I don't think we sprayed the Iraqis to get them out of here and free our country, or dance the Brits out from Kuwait in 1961!! I don't think that spraying people with your own "urine", or God knows what with water guns, makes anybody happy!!? I don't think, hitting Indian and Egyptian people, or any expats, without absolutely no reason, what so ever, just because he was in the wrong time and place is celebrating your national day!!

In these two days, unfortunately; lots of young guys get themselves into fights, and problems,. They get stabbed, eyes get punctured or they end up under somebody's car wheels..just because one of them stared at the other one, or their asses bumped to each other while they were dancing in the middle of the street. Sometimes without any reason, just bullying the others, or of coarse..spraying each other. It starts with a joke, and ends up in the morgue!!
In Kuwait, the whole country turns to a little night club, foam everywhere, bad guys, bad girls, drunk people, convicts "or on the way to be one", guys dancing, girls dancing, loud music, girls showing more skin, naked legs and cleavage, guys in return turn to animals..and show more, sometimes even there "penises" turns to a patriotic celebration tool,.So they start to show the people "Hey I have penis too", we know you have one dumb ass, girls know that too, what are you expecting, girls mooning you and flashing you back, well..YES it happens, unfortunately!!

All that happened and will happen, and its happening right now.."In Kuwait"

I wish I could put a flag or something on my car, and drive around celebrating, but you know what, putting the Kuwaiti flag these days, means you are mas5ara!! How??? It`s like you are saying: Hey, spray me..Im ok with it!! Come and dance like an idiot in front my car..Im ok with it!! Flirt with my family..Im ok with it!! Scare my kids..Im ok with it!! Show me your little "weewee"..Im ok with it!! Mess up my car..Im ok with it!! I have an emergency..my wife might deliver now, its not important..close the road and dance your ass off, make an idiot of your self in the middle of the street..its more important, and you know what?? Im ok with it!!

I wish Kuwait was like before in the 80`s..we used to celebrate these two days..we used to feel it, we waited for it, I don't remember anything before, similar to what`s going on now=/

"We used to have a national day"