The Storm Ride!

Today,or yesterday since its after 12 already, was our weekly friday ride for KUWAIT RIDERS, as usual, we gathered in Marina at 3.30pm, stopped for briefing about the ride plan, then we rolled out, the weather was nice, I was the safety officer in the ride, it was all good till we reached the road of "Sabiya" and we started to notice the sand cloud forming in the horizon, we didnt really care till we saw it covering the sun on our left side, and it was getting darker, I drove fast to the road captain and gave him the signal of "heads up left" to check the frightning view, we cancelled the ride and headed back to the city, all the way to 360 mall, it was our only destination we could think about that time. But by the time we were there, the sand storm already got us, and filled up the whole parking all the way to the basement, and got inside the mall, it was scary to see that, it felt like it was a war zone, all the people were panicking, and trying to escape, but even that wasnt a good idea, one of our friends started to have a hard time breathing, since he was asthmatic, so I had to get the mall medics to help. I couldnt believe my eyes when I saw the number of people were inside that tiny room there, and the paramedics cant keep up with everybody, although they were doing a great job, it took us over two hours just to get our friend to recover from his condition, and finally we got on our bikes and scattered each one to his house, no formation what so ever, I stayed with my friend though "the asthmatic one"since his car was at my house, and el7emdilla we arrived safely, it was one of the toughest rides I ever had.

I got few pics to show what we went through, but honestly, I cant say it was somehow an adventure. WOW

The previous two pics were taken in the shelter of 360 mall. evac point, what kills me is there was one girl between all the coughing elders, crying kids, and panicking people, asked for a bottle of water and tissue, she go the tissue wet and started to clean her "white shoes" and fixing her make up!!!! I mean seriously

Sorry the pics not clear, but it was taken on 160km/h speed.....we were chased by the storm!! hehe

The white truck next to me, nice guy..he actually invited us to his house, offered to have us all til the storm calm down

All I can say about what happened today is "Sub7an Allah" really,what happened today made us feel how small we are compared to nature, the creation of Allah.

My kids hate this car!

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My Kids hate this car "the Veggies truck", they dont even like to look at it whenever we drive next to it..

Can you guess why?

LoL xD

Closing StarBucks!

Yup, it is Starbucks..

Yup, its closed..

And yes, closed from the baladiyya..

Elshayi3...shame on you =/

Notice the news papers, they were used to cover the red stickers, LoL

Speed cameras

I hate the speed cameras, they are evil, created to steal our grocery money, and our freedom, and they only work on us..the good people, but if you have was6a, or break the law..you will not end up to be one of its victims..

Starting from this week, they are changing the directions for most of the cameras in kuwait, specially the ones on the kings fahad road, now they get to catch the license plate numbers from the back, its like they are short with money in the traffic departments, poor edarat elmoroor mesaakeen, lets give them our jam3eyya money....

We used to speed a little, us the bikers..cuz we dont have a license plate infront of ther bike, but now..we cant, damn it, its a f#&king conspiracy man...

Any ways, my friend bikers everywhere in this country, watch out and slow down...specially on the kings fahad road!!

Godspeed bikers

Kella Met2a5er

Preppy Biker!

This picture was taken last week, south of kuwait

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I recently joined the "Kuwait VIP biker group"

I`m officially now a preppy biker, and I can`t help it, cuz it feels GooD!

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Repeat...KM now is a snob, a preppy biker, and it all happens when I set my a$$ on my Goldwing! LoL

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ThanK you

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

Another adventure, another story, a cocktail of bad luck and timing. I was guna write this post, but I thought NoNoWa wud describe it much better. So, NoNOWa- take the lead!

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Here is our story of woe! Yes...WOE! We just want to exhibit our bad luck and bad timing. And also why being late is something unevitable even though it wasnt our fault. It all began with us going to meet up with some friends- u know who u are guys!! :) Well we started out a lil late..like we were supposed to be there at 5:30..but we left the house at 6. Ok thats our fault..but what happens next is not!

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It started with KM being tooo lazy and not getting gas before he came home. We jumped in the car and realized we had to get gas, so we went to our neighborhood gas station and of course it was CLOSED! KM figured that the closest station wud be the one on the Gulf Road across the street from Fridays. We were already worried cuz we only had 10kms worth of gas, and that was even before KM had come home from work..so we needed it BAD!

We made it to the gas station=good news.

Gas station closed=bad news.

We thought ..ok they were changing shifts, so we waited...and waited...and waited, and time was running, our friends were waiting and we tried to move on, but the second we did- the lil gauge went to "0 km". Wonderful! :(

We turned into a bus stop and thought we cud just reverse regardless of the tafteesh across the street that had maybe 10 coppers...waiting to give ppl tickets. so we reverse, and as we do---a car has to pull up behind us, y??? Becuz we were there, and there was no other bus stop in the universe except that one. Finally , we made it back to the entrance of the station only to realize that the time was 7:12...as u can see in the pic below.

KM got out of the car, and went to ask the supervisor what the hell is happening....cz we had already been there for 1 hour. He said that out of all the stations in Kuwait, that the company didnt bring the workers to this one and that they wud be late. And y, do u ask?? Bcuz we were there! So much for 24 hour service, huh?
Eventually, a policeman came by since he had seen us there like forever....and asked whats going on? So KM told him and he said he wud go check it out. It turns out that the copper just wanted to take a dump and needed an exscuse. He dissappeared mysteriousely for 20 minutes., and came back to tell us that the workers were on the way, and he didnt believe that we had no gas, so he came and peeked thru the window to check.
At this point our friends left- cuz there was no way in hell we cud make it. Me and KM played every hand game u cud imagine in the car. We joked, we took stupid pics until my phone had no battery left, and we were a bit naughty...u gotta pass the time- know what i mean?!* says KM* LOOL :P

Oh and thats another shot of the cop car--guys its called BOREDOM!Its after 8--we're still there and then a lil Bengali guy comes over to tell us the exciting news. He said"Sorry Baba...bacher ta3al" Which means that the only gas station in Kuwait, that we happened to pull up to- was gonna be closed until the next day.Lucky us........at this point we hit depression and we just kept thinking we are paying a babysitter to watch our kids, so that we can sit in front of a closed gas station.- WOW!!
Anywhoo...there was a guy waiting in line..an angel in a black yukon as KM describes him, who offered to go and get us gas. You see we cudnt call anyone...cz we didnt have cards in our phones- hehe...we always put stuff off!!! As for KM, he thought how stupid wud we look calling someone to come and give us gas, its like.."Hey dude could you just get me Gas, yeah you wanna know where am I.. me..Im in front the gas station"...LOL

Well he got brought us the gas and we made it to another station so we cud fill up the car...and here is the greatest moment of the evening........watch and enjoy! :P

Then we went to Chili's and had a"NoNoWa and KM emancipation moment!!!!

Wooohoooo!!

Wigs & Drags!!?

There are lots of "happy" people, specifically "happy guys"...
Now Im not talking about a little soft cup cake girly girly guys, we are all used to this kind since high school, but what Im noticing these days, guys with wigs and dresses, wedding makeup, female undergarments and all the deal...!!

The other day, I was riding my bike, it was around 02.00am, in the street next to alnezha traffic light, I was stopping for the red light when I noticed a silver toyota camry , approaching slowly to the pedestrian lines, coming next to me!! Now you know when you get this weird feelings that there is somebody staring at you..you try to keep you head straight but they just keep coming closer and closer..I had to turn my face since the car was inches away from my bike..It was a blonde girl, so I thought: walleeh shalblawy elly te6la3 taly elleil!!? but for seconds shakkeit fe elsalfa..this girl has eyebows thicker than mine!! and her chin was green..ya3ny tawha 7alqa..and the blonde hair is just 7adda dash 3arth 3ala the face, LoooooooooL..I felt obligated to have a second look, you know for the sake of the mankind ;p

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it was a "happy guy..gay..drag..shemale..cup cake" or what ever category he falls in, and there is nobody in the street except me and the "happy meal"..LoL

Now if you know me, Im a crazy guy, fighter, I wouldnt mind a midnight street fight if I have to, but this "zeg cake" is two and half times my size, that is why he got triple D boobs @@..it took forever for the light to turn green, I was already on the first gear since I knew I was in danger, this drag made me drag race on the pavment on my bike with the winds, I twisted this grip like I never twisted it before..1800cc 6 pistons engine was really usefull at the moment, my wheels were screaming and my bike was doing the fish tale for a quite long distance...I felt relieved!!

That wasnt the first one I`ve seen, recently..I noticed these "creatures" out in the streets in the late hours...kuwait, get ready for a whole new breed @@

Not Another bike accident =/

So, last night I had a motorcycle accident on the Gulf Road near to Sha'ab elba7ry club, around 10pm. I was on my way back home with my cousin, and there was this dumbass 7mar in a white Lumina, he was harassing us, and trying to race with my cousin. My cousin was in the right lane, and the dumb ass was in the middle, and I was behind him. I tried to get closer to my cousin, but he was closing the space between them everytime I tried too, So I slowed down and stayed in the back, waiting him to get the fuck away from us, well; he didnt, so I accelerated and went to the left lane so I could pass him, I think the dumb ass mother fucker thought I was trying to race with him, so he jumped in my lane and hit my bike right in the front wheel, of course..I fell down and rolled on the pavment, while my bike was sliding away * thank God for engine guards, it saved my leg*, I was lucky, there was another biker behind me, we didnt really know him, he was just there by the grace of Allah, coz he blocked the cars, otherwise I would have been run over by them =/



I heard my cousin yelling my name and running towards me, in this time I was helpless..I couldnt move or even talk from the chest and back pain, they picked me up and helped me to walk to the curb, and moved my bike away, the dumb ass stopped for a few seconds, I guess he was shocked, but then he ran away after my cousin and the other biker got his license plate number, THANK GOD.



The ambulance didnt take long to arrive, of course, everybody knows me, knows how crazy and careless Im sometimes about my self!!! I got up and I was trying to fix my bike after I laid for a few minutes on the curb, my cousins and my brother were begging me to just relax and leave the damn bike, but I guess in this moment I was at the peek of my stubborness...



I got lots of "ma tshoof shar" and " 7emdella 3alsalama" and "salamat yoba" from the people in the cars near me, 7a99alt zaffa from Old women 3almashy ba3ad, it made me laugh 9ra7a..7adda mo wakta 7ajjeyya..I nead bandages not lectures!!!!



They took me to Mubarak Hospital, and then we went to the police station. I filed a hit and run case,so I hope they get the mofo..Im so pissed off, I just wanna catch him, bas 5al y6ee7 b2eedy, Oooo I will make him regret it I swear to GOD wulla....my cousins will track him inshallah, and ba3dein ne3alma sho`3l Allah.



NoNoWa was sad in the beginning, coz I told her I was coming soon, that was like 10pm...I didnt come back untill 4.00am, and she didnt know I had an accident. I didnt wanna make her worried about me, better sad than worried sickless!! I love her, and I didnt want to put her into all the drama untill Im home so I can calm her down. It would hurt me more than my cuts and injuries if I know that she is worried and afraid about me, and Im not there to deal with it, and make her feel better. She is still sad though, she thinks I should`ve told her coz she is not a kid!!! Women!!



In the next picture you can see the damage I have now, dont cry..Im ok now ;p

See, Im ok...not that much on the outside, most of the injuries are internal, but no broken bones. What's covered is the skin burns and cuts, I have big peels on both arms, damn it stings all the freaking time, bas ham el7emdella =)

This pic malha she`3il belaccident, bas el faucet 3jeeeeeeeeb....I need one ;p

By the way, it wasnt like he didnt mean to hit my bike, he actually meant it, he waited for me to come closer to his car then he turned on me!!!!! 7mar

عظم الله لك الاجر ياكويت

(( يَا أَيَّتُهَا النَّفْسُ الْمُطْمَئِنَّةُ ارْجِعِي إِلَى رَبِّكِ رَاضِيَةً مَرْضِيَّةً فَادْخُلِي فِي عِبَادِي وَادْخُلِي جَنَّتِي ))

انتقل الى رحمة الله تعالى, الامير الوالد الشيخ/سعد العبدالله السالم الصباح, الى جوار ربه.....سائلين المولى عز وجل, ان يتغمد روحه بواسع رحمته, ويسكنه فسيح جناته, ويلهمنا وذويه الصبر والسلوان

انا لله, و انا اليه لراجعون

نسألكم الدعاء للمغفور له باذن الله تعالى

They said.....قالوا

أقوله عطرز..يقولي حر, أقوله حر..يقولي عطرز

KDD!!

I was riding my bike, and sheft this ad, I couldn`t help it, I was laughing inside my helmet..I Had to stop and take a pic.

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So what`s gonna be their next one?

"نسينا ما كلينا؟؟"

I "LMAO"..7adda

Bomb in Al-Marina!!

I just came back from Gulf Street, I was taking a spin on my bike, and I noticed that the bomb squad trucks was parked in front of Marina Mall.






When I took the U turn to go back inside the Marina Cresent, there were lots of policemen, Special Forces, and the K-9 units, walking around and checking everything.



Marina was evacuated, it was like a ghost town..never seen it like that before!!




Yep, that was how Marina looked today at 2.00 pm


6ab3an mako fayda, 7atta law the police evacuated elmojamma3, a9deqa2ona "elhnood " el2afathil ma eyozoon..inte7aryeen, ga3deen dar mdar elmarina, chena gayleen lohom be6ayroon charraqy, mo Bomb!! ya7leelhom =)

I couldnt take more pics, cuz NoNoWa was worried about me, and she asked me to come back, and just leave the place ASAP..
"Elly mo metzawjeen, nobody worry about you etha infejartaw..7arra"

Yalla femallah

KM

Kabsa!!

Scene One- Police started searching the golden Maxima, they threw the guy in the back seat of the police car.

Scene Two- One of the policemen took the dawreyya, rushing to another car "Murano", while the other policeman drove the Maxima. He stopped next to the Murano, got out of the car, and starts looking inside the black windows of the Murano, all of the sudden; they pull out a bold giant guy, wearing a fire fighter uniform. The policeman tried to put him inside the police car, but he was resisting, the other policeman came charging to them, he slaps the fire fighter.

Scene Three- Two girls in the front seat of the Murano crying, the driver came out from her Murano, begging the police man to leave her, and let her go. One of them starts to demand her to go back and sit in her car. She begs him desperatly, and the policeman starts to cuss and swear at her..(rekby syyartich ya 5arra, ya 7aqeera!!)..she went back to her car.

Finally the police got the"firefighter" with the other guy (Maxima) into the back seat of the police car. One of the policemen head to the front right door, asking the girls for I,D`s..and they start crying loud, begging him to leave them. One of them starts to tell him with a hysterical tone: "My father will die if he knows, please I dont want anything, I will do anything..but please my father la ya3arf, wulla yemoot, wullah yemoot"..the policeman starts to threaten her, and she said: "ok, ok 5la9, a36eek a36eek, bas la ya3arf abooy wulla ymoot!!"

The policeman spotted me, watching..: 5ally law sama7t momkin t7arik.. so I said, "Ok mo meshkilla..."

Few moments later, Hussoon asked me: Baba, sorry doesn`t work with police ha?
KM: eshloon ya3ny yoba?
Hussoon: Ya3ny even if they say sorry to sher6a, mako fayda, they did something wrong 5la9!!
KM: ee baba 5la9, mako fayda =/



Before all that, in a while, me and my son were in the same place, eating our breakfast, I noticed the car, it was obvious there was something wrong going on, but I just didnt give it any attention..

The girl was crying, and saying that her father will die if he knows... so why would you put your self in this situation, was it worth it!!? I really felt bad, but not about the girls or the guys, I feel bad about the familly. When they find out, will her father really die, God forbid..something wrong will happen. Akeed, ma ra7 t3ady 3ala 5eir..Allah ye3eenhom kelhom.

Lama bint tesawy halbalawy, o ten9ad..ma tefakir inna later on she will be a mother, a grandmother..sheno ra7 tetthakar about shababha..inha kanat dahya, o farra elshabab like 5watim on her fingers!!? I dont think this is something to be proud about!! Wullah fashla..

7o66o balkom 3ala roo7kom, o think about how valuable you are to your selves and your famillies. Fakro etha elsalfa teswa wella la2, etha elsalfa wraha mostaqbal, wela le3ib o bas..elmawqif elly shefta elyoum, ana met2akid enna yetkarrar kil youm, o akthar min marra..bas ta5ayyilow enna ye7oshkom la sama7 Allah, tara shofat elmawqif jddam 3yoonkom tethba7, elwalad temas5ar jddam refeejta o elsher6a da5elloh eldawreyya b6ragaat, elbint, kalat sab o klam y7qerha min elshor6a..elnas wagfa tshoof..mawqif zift 9ra7a!!


A five year old little boy, got the point already... what about you..did you get it, or not yet!!?

7o66o balkom o bala hal5rabee6

Yalla femmallah, take care everybody.

I hate "Halyoumain"!!

Because of halmas5ara!!

I mean come on, what the hell does spraying people have to do with celebrating your country's national and liberation day!!? I don't think we sprayed the Iraqis to get them out of here and free our country, or dance the Brits out from Kuwait in 1961!! I don't think that spraying people with your own "urine", or God knows what with water guns, makes anybody happy!!? I don't think, hitting Indian and Egyptian people, or any expats, without absolutely no reason, what so ever, just because he was in the wrong time and place is celebrating your national day!!

In these two days, unfortunately; lots of young guys get themselves into fights, and problems,. They get stabbed, eyes get punctured or they end up under somebody's car wheels..just because one of them stared at the other one, or their asses bumped to each other while they were dancing in the middle of the street. Sometimes without any reason, just bullying the others, or of coarse..spraying each other. It starts with a joke, and ends up in the morgue!!
In Kuwait, the whole country turns to a little night club, foam everywhere, bad guys, bad girls, drunk people, convicts "or on the way to be one", guys dancing, girls dancing, loud music, girls showing more skin, naked legs and cleavage, guys in return turn to animals..and show more, sometimes even there "penises" turns to a patriotic celebration tool,.So they start to show the people "Hey I have penis too", we know you have one dumb ass, girls know that too, what are you expecting, girls mooning you and flashing you back, well..YES it happens, unfortunately!!

All that happened and will happen, and its happening right now.."In Kuwait"

I wish I could put a flag or something on my car, and drive around celebrating, but you know what, putting the Kuwaiti flag these days, means you are mas5ara!! How??? It`s like you are saying: Hey, spray me..Im ok with it!! Come and dance like an idiot in front my car..Im ok with it!! Flirt with my family..Im ok with it!! Scare my kids..Im ok with it!! Show me your little "weewee"..Im ok with it!! Mess up my car..Im ok with it!! I have an emergency..my wife might deliver now, its not important..close the road and dance your ass off, make an idiot of your self in the middle of the street..its more important, and you know what?? Im ok with it!!

I wish Kuwait was like before in the 80`s..we used to celebrate these two days..we used to feel it, we waited for it, I don't remember anything before, similar to what`s going on now=/

"We used to have a national day"