My Love "NoNoWa"s Birthday

At 16.00 o`clock today, my Love NoNoWa will be 27 years old

This great girl, great wife, great mother...my woman, my partner in all, good and bad, happiness and sadness...my first and last love, my one and only, my destiny, one of the most beautiful things ever happened in my entire life, the reason of my endless happiness, will turn 27..for more and more to come baby

7yaty, roo7y, galby, 3omry, 7obby, denyety enty ya Om Husso0oN.......ya 3yoon Bu Husso0oN enty

Happy Birthday My Love

NoNoWa`s nonsense..simply gone =(

Before half an hour, my nonowa..my angel, the coolest girl in the blogosphere, deleted her entire blog, with a click of a button..

She feels no need for blogging any more, first..because of the responsibilties she has, which are a lot more important for her than her wasting her time to write for anonymous people when she cud be spending time with her kids and me, and second and most important, because of the new people, and their attitudes that have ruined the blogging world recently, no respect..no manners, and absolutely no consideration what so ever.

She appreciates the friends she made from this place, there are two girls that have a place in her heart, the ones she met, you girls know who you are, you are already in her MSN, so she is still there for you =)

There are bloggers that started with us, me and nonowa..they were the witnesses for our start, unfortunately, some of them are gone, not posting..and others just gone from our attention because of the way the became..shallowness

There is a Special place she says for you, elijah and ghasheema, bloggers that can never be replicated....and a shout out to rekoo, one of a few good bros =)

I cant say Im not sad, although she is my wife, and I have her time 100% "El7emdilla"..but Im gonna miss coming sometimes late at night when she is sleeping, missing her, and start reading her posts...and smile because of her cute ways of writing..she got my heart even with her written words...

Im gonna miss NoNoWa, but I still have Um Hussain....My wife, I love you =*

So Long NoNoWa

It sucks..I need an Ax!

Yup...my life sucks these days, if it wasn`t for nonowa..I`de be killing somebody right now, she calms me down..thank God.

Recently, Im just in a bad mood most of the time, and I feel like fighting with everybody, and I feel like everything people are doing around me is annoying, and somehow against me, and Im just ANGRY at the whole world, the last dream I remember was me killing people with an "Ax" , and opening their heads with it, spliting it from the middle, and chopping their limbs a part from their bodies, because they got me angry and they tried to bother NoN0Wa in the dream, and believe me, it felt really REALLy really GooD.

Im on the edge of a fight with almost everybody I know, cuz they just irritate me..yeah irritate me! peeps knock it off...NoNoWa thanx "papy angle" for handling me halyoumein..you save me from my self..

Everybody..F#$k the hell off =/

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

Another adventure, another story, a cocktail of bad luck and timing. I was guna write this post, but I thought NoNoWa wud describe it much better. So, NoNOWa- take the lead!

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Here is our story of woe! Yes...WOE! We just want to exhibit our bad luck and bad timing. And also why being late is something unevitable even though it wasnt our fault. It all began with us going to meet up with some friends- u know who u are guys!! :) Well we started out a lil late..like we were supposed to be there at 5:30..but we left the house at 6. Ok thats our fault..but what happens next is not!

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It started with KM being tooo lazy and not getting gas before he came home. We jumped in the car and realized we had to get gas, so we went to our neighborhood gas station and of course it was CLOSED! KM figured that the closest station wud be the one on the Gulf Road across the street from Fridays. We were already worried cuz we only had 10kms worth of gas, and that was even before KM had come home from work..so we needed it BAD!

We made it to the gas station=good news.

Gas station closed=bad news.

We thought ..ok they were changing shifts, so we waited...and waited...and waited, and time was running, our friends were waiting and we tried to move on, but the second we did- the lil gauge went to "0 km". Wonderful! :(

We turned into a bus stop and thought we cud just reverse regardless of the tafteesh across the street that had maybe 10 coppers...waiting to give ppl tickets. so we reverse, and as we do---a car has to pull up behind us, y??? Becuz we were there, and there was no other bus stop in the universe except that one. Finally , we made it back to the entrance of the station only to realize that the time was 7:12...as u can see in the pic below.

KM got out of the car, and went to ask the supervisor what the hell is happening....cz we had already been there for 1 hour. He said that out of all the stations in Kuwait, that the company didnt bring the workers to this one and that they wud be late. And y, do u ask?? Bcuz we were there! So much for 24 hour service, huh?
Eventually, a policeman came by since he had seen us there like forever....and asked whats going on? So KM told him and he said he wud go check it out. It turns out that the copper just wanted to take a dump and needed an exscuse. He dissappeared mysteriousely for 20 minutes., and came back to tell us that the workers were on the way, and he didnt believe that we had no gas, so he came and peeked thru the window to check.
At this point our friends left- cuz there was no way in hell we cud make it. Me and KM played every hand game u cud imagine in the car. We joked, we took stupid pics until my phone had no battery left, and we were a bit naughty...u gotta pass the time- know what i mean?!* says KM* LOOL :P

Oh and thats another shot of the cop car--guys its called BOREDOM!Its after 8--we're still there and then a lil Bengali guy comes over to tell us the exciting news. He said"Sorry Baba...bacher ta3al" Which means that the only gas station in Kuwait, that we happened to pull up to- was gonna be closed until the next day.Lucky us........at this point we hit depression and we just kept thinking we are paying a babysitter to watch our kids, so that we can sit in front of a closed gas station.- WOW!!
Anywhoo...there was a guy waiting in line..an angel in a black yukon as KM describes him, who offered to go and get us gas. You see we cudnt call anyone...cz we didnt have cards in our phones- hehe...we always put stuff off!!! As for KM, he thought how stupid wud we look calling someone to come and give us gas, its like.."Hey dude could you just get me Gas, yeah you wanna know where am I.. me..Im in front the gas station"...LOL

Well he got brought us the gas and we made it to another station so we cud fill up the car...and here is the greatest moment of the evening........watch and enjoy! :P

Then we went to Chili's and had a"NoNoWa and KM emancipation moment!!!!

Wooohoooo!!

Successful G2G..

Today finally we met, seven bloggers..unfortunatly we didnt have the chance to sit with "Kaos" and "Ra1" cuz they left early..

Which leaves Amu, navygirl, outofreach and of course NoNoWa and me..

It was really fun, I really enjoyed it..and I really hope it will inshallah happen again..SOON AMU, LoL ;p

Guys..I really really enjoyed meeting you..it was worth it wullah, and elga3da was 5feefa o nice..we really got along, specially for a first time, and I know we were late, but comon..Im Kella Met2a5er and I got a reputation to keep..and Im glad that we bugged the girls with bike talk, LooooooooL

I hope my kids, my wife and me..were 5faf 3ala gloobkom, o ma mallalnakom..6b3an akeed lazim tgooloon la wullalh it was fun o estanasna m3akom..I know, mo keifkom..cuz we is cewl baby..and you are really lucky to meet me ;p

Thanx..really looking fot the next one guys

Summer Tagged by NoNoWa & Amu =p

**I will always wear: Boxers & bracelet...."in the house!!" Linens and bermuda shorts outdoor**
**I will never wear: Pink...never ever, I would never do it**
**My bad-clothes-day advice: Who cares..Im dude**
**I Know I look great when: Beside that Im the kind of husband who takes his wife`s opinion, I always do, cuz Im just so cool and dandy baby**
**Smart travel tip:Light bags, you are not immigrating!!**
**To me summer means:Having cold showers, No riding on the day..only night rides ;p**
** I tag...... Who ever wanna be tagged, feel free to say KM tagged me!!**

Double tagged by Amu..

Amu`s keychain tag:

Amu..cool tag Dude ;p

I like the idea..even if its not yours ;p

Im not that much into fancy keychains

Cause I end up hitting people with it

Its a keychain/weapon

Martial arts weapon

I thought you will not notice, LoL

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Second Tag

6 unspectacular quirks abt myself!!

1*Its hard to make me feel yuck, even if Im eating..I could watch a complete show about bugs, or anything else could make you feel ecky..but if you want me to leave my food, or feel disgusted..just talk about somebody eating soap or let me smell it while Im eating..the same thing works with eating glass!!

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2*I have to have even numbers all the time, the T.V. volume, the radio in the car, when I set the microwave..etc

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3*I always take the second item on the shelves, in the super market..when I go shoping for clothes, I always take the second shirt from the same size, never take the first...

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4*Whatever happens, what ever it takes, no matter how important what you have at the moment....never ever EVER touch me while Im drinking water, if you wanna kill me touch me ..I choke directly =/

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"Now this really bug NoNoWa"

5*Whenever I take anything back, kitchen stuff, books, CDs, towels..etc I never put them back where they go, I just simply put them half meter away from thier original place..to lazy to do it xD

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6*When I think...I think in english, Do you!!!

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Now I know I already wrote six..but there is more where that comes from..

7* I cant tolerate somebody running next to my food while Im eating, or huffing anything like the couch pillows or something like that...

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8*If I watch a movie and the lights on it doesnt count as a movie, I actually feel the need to watch another movie with the lights off..so I can call it a night.

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9*I can smell "zhaiwys" cockroaches.

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10*I could since bug movments in the dark, and locate it, I actually sense lots of things other than bugs, but I choose to ignore it =/

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11*Its intersting thing to watch the Doctor stiching my elbow, or take blood, or give me injection..I find it educational, as a matter of fact, I inject my self with pain reliever when Im sick, hehe.

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12*Im writing number 12 just for the sake of even numbers, LoL.

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I Tag..

NoNoWa

5roofa

smarties

Navygirl

eshda3wa

balqees from the "CCBC"

And every body else would like to be tagged, my blogroll peeps..feel free =)

The most expensive meal in my life!!

The other day, me and my little familly, went to Nando`s to have a bite..I like this restaurant, thier food 3jeeb, and Im kinda bored from american restaurants, and lebanese food...so when nonowa suggested it, It was just perfect..so we went there.

I got me some beef and mash tators, nonowa didnt want to eat heavy so she got the salad and the side mash tators..and the kids, got kids meals of course..

It was all good..we ate, we got full..we were good an dandy..I asked for the check, I put my atm pasword for the knet, wating the receipt..still waiting..mako receipt, Elmohim..the waiter asked me to put my password again, and handed me the cancelled receipt..

Now, that`s How much I should pay..

Yup, 12.210 Kd, twelve dinars and two hundred and ten fils..put, since I never really pay attention whenever I use the knet thingy, That`s actually how much I was gonna pay for a few pieces of meat and potato and salad...

TWELVE THOUSANDS, TWO HUNDRED DINARS AND HUNDRED AND TWO FILS..WoW

It was really funny, and stupid..but hey, now I could say that I actually was gonna pay 12210 Kd for a meal, without hesitating, one day in my life =)

سالفه طويله عريضه

ماشاء الله

.: ألف ما شاء الله, تبارك الرحمن والحمدلله :.

el9ra7a 9ij it was salfa 6oweela 3areetha, kella 3shan halnetfa..bas al7een el7emdella allah yaba lena belsalama o 9e77eta zeina, ten fingers and ten toes, o esh7lata mashallah..allah ye7aftha inshallah..GOLO AMEN YARAB EL3ALMEEN

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NoNoWa, 7beebty.. ham ba3ad el7emdella, owledat belsalama, o she is great and fine now, bas eshwayyat elstuff elly tomor fehaa ay woman walid maskeena, bas el7emdella..allah 7afath`ha o sahhal 3aleeha..o yabatlena hal3anono.. "Allah ye5alleech ly ya mama" =)

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Elwelada kanat eshwayya 9a3ba, o mra7elha tethba7, 7adda nerve racking...it took a while, Im sure you all noticed..bas el7emdellah ham ba3ad, hatha elly allah katba lena..

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The kids happy, hussoon already acting like elwalad el3oad, toota t`3aar eshwayya..I guess le2anna enkasrat shokatha..bas yallah hathy eldenya!!

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Me, Ana ba3ad maskeen..I was a driver, racer, pilot, crimenal, pharmacist, Doctor, midwife, nurse, cleaner, porter, night guard, man in labour, house keeper, baddalah operator , pediatrition, camera man, photographer, host, father, husband and akeed lover!!

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Peeps, we have a little KM now, God help the wolrd, another KM is born =)

Just in case yumkin fee minkom ma 3enda fekra shesma elbaby..

Solaiman

3ala esm elwalid =)

الف الحمدلله والله, الله يحفظ سليمانو واخوانه وام حسوني و يخليهم لي و يخليني لهم انشالله

الف ماشالله, وافلح من صلى عالنبي و آله

Zero hour!!

نسألكم الدعاء

She is going to deliver!

She and I..

"Bless our marriage, O God, as Kella Met2a5er and NoNoWa continue our journey down the road of life together.We don't know what lies ahead for the road turns and bends. But help us to make the best of whatever comes our way.
Help us to hug each other often, talk and laugh a lot.Help us to continue to enjoy each other as we did when we first met.Help us to realize that nothing nor no one is perfect and to look for the good in all things and all people including ourselves.Help us to respect each other's likes and dislikes, opinion and beliefs, hopes and dreams and fears.Help us to learn from each other and to help each other to grow mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
Help us to realize that there is design and purpose in our lives as in the world, and if we will hold onto each other, we will know that things have a way of working out for the good.Help us to create for our children, a peaceful, stable home of love as a foundation on which we can build their lives.But most of all, dear God, help us to keep lit the torch of love' that we now share in our hearts so that by our loving example we may pass on the light of love to our children and to our children's children forever. Ameen ya rab al3alamein"

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Its been seven great years, since we`ve been married, I always tried my best to give nonowa, something exceptional on this particular occassion..

But this year, I feel tied..our choices are so limited..she could be delivering in a matter of hours..

But if we look at it through the filled half of the cup perspective, I already gave her a gift 9 months ago, and she is giving me mine very soon..without planning for it!!

NoNoWa, you know I would take you where ever you want, but its not that much of an option now, since you already started your early stages of labour, being close to home is a must..but I promise, I will try my best today, and I will make it up next year inshallah..

NoNoWty..happy 7th anniversary sweetheart

I Love you

الله يخليج لي يا ام حسون و الله لا يغير علينا اشالله

I feel pregnant!!

To day, my wife called me in dawam, and told me that she was hurting, and she is having the contractions back and stronger!! When she said that..directly I felt like my stomach aching..and I needed to go to the bathroom, and I was so worried about her..I drove like crazy back home..I ran out from my car, waiting the elevator was so f#$king nerve racking, I was gonna take the steps but the elevator doors opened finally, I couldnt find the right key to open the door..and when finally I opened it, there she is...still didnt get ready, she was in a better shape than me!! so I ran to the bathroom..like a pregnant man!!

"We really are pregnant!!"

To my wife..my love

To my one, and my only one, my love..and my only love, my soul mate, my wife..Happy Valentine`s day baby =*

Happy Valentine`s day to you all readers..

And again, always..I love you NoNoWa =)

At last.....

Yup, at last, me KM the biker, I bought me a new mobile..why its such a big thing?? Well, its a long long story, and I think the best one who could talk about it is, NoNoWa, coz she suffered and lived through the dilemma of deciding what mobile I should buy..

So this post will be written by NoNoWa, if there is anybody who deserves the right to do so, it will be her!! So there you go NoNoWty..


The post is yours...

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First addiction- TYTN II-

KM, the nerd (former owner of an I-Mate), drove me insane about this phone---ohhh wait I mean Pocket PC. God forbid I put it down to a regular phone status- LOOL! He would call me from work and tell me all about the specifications and applications and laaaaa dee da....but for me I hate Pocket PC's- they are just too complicated. So i wud try to discourage it, but to no avail. He made endless trips to phone shops just to see when it wud finally be here in Kuwait. This was his goal in life- to get this phone--nothing else mattered...but then he figured out after hours and hours of research--that it was just a test phone and that the software wasnt complete.
CONQUEST DIMINSHED!!!!!!!




Crime and Punishment-

Because KM is well, KM- he is a procrastinator and a very good one at that. I had a Samsung and it needed to be fixed so after about 9 months of waiting- I decided to walk inside Alghanim and ask for the cheapest phone known to mankind, just so I cud have some sort of communication---since KM had promised to either fix my phone or buy me a new one. I could wait no longer. So this lil Nokia is what I ended up with.... now I only thought it fair that after he bought me a new phone and his I Mate had broken- that he went through the same humiliation that I went through so I made him use the lil Nokia. The punishment must fit the crime in my opinion!! LOOL!




Second addiction-K850i

Now KM actually bought this phone. But, of course, only after endless hours of reviews and research- and filling my head with information that I could hardly understand. He also made me hate the phone before he even got it. He is the kind of person that likes to know everyhing about the phone before he buys---I am a discoverer!!! :) Now the phone was just what the Dr. ordered, but unfortunately----the camera was nothing that they made it out to be and he was soooo disappointed. He even had to go and get a new SIM card for this phone because it was so sensitive. He had it for a total of 2 days and took it back - meskeeeeen habiby. He was soo happy....and when he had finally found what he wanted it wasnt as great as he thought.

The end of my misery- Nokia N95- 8gb

*Hallalujah, hallalujah, hallalujah!!!* He has finally found the answer to his prayers......and the end of my misery! He took back the K850i and got the nokia instead. He came walking in the door like he had robbed a candy store- he had a smile that stretched from ear to ear....he finally felt happiness! And I was ---well just relieved because I couldnt listen to anything else about phones. PHONES SUCK!!!!

I just want to take a moment to thank God for Nokias and giving me back my husband and my sanity. Patience is a virtue and when u get married , u just dont know how much of that virtue you will need.

Now tell him Mabrook everyone!! And do a little dance- cuz he deserves it and so do I!!!!!!!

PS- He is really happy with the features, but keeps bitching that he now needs a touch screen- temporary happiness. But I am not complaining---so until the next conquest---technology sucks!

Written by NoNoWa---for KM :)

We have to talk..

I was checking on my family's forum when I came across question, I thought I really had to reply. I felt that somebody should give a positive side to something that we unfortunately have always been told is taboo.

In our society we never hear anything but the bad side of it, and what makes it worse, the "zyada 3an ellezoom" exaggeration and stories...



Anyway, I thought I would post my reply, I would like to hear yours..so feel free to express your point of view, what would you say..

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The question from the forum

رد: بتزوج اجنبية , وشرايكم ياعيال عمي ؟؟

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my reply
...السلام عليكم يا عيال العم

كلامكم يمكن يكون صحيح و لكن فيه الكثير من المغالطات, يمكن البعض يفكر ان الزواج من الاجنبيه بسبب التلفزيون او المجلات او الانترنت....الخ

بس يا جماعه الزواج اكبر كثيرا من ان يكون غريزه رجوليه تحرك الرجل من امام التلفزيون الى باب المأذون, الزواج مسؤليه و عيال و حقوق زوجيه و واجبات, فإذا كان الانسان شايف حياته مع بنت حلال معينه و حاس ان هذي الزوجه المناسبه و شريكه الحياة, اكيد راح يتزوجها و ما تزوج الا عن اقتناع كامل و معرفه بالظروف اللي راح يمر فيها هذا الزواج و يترتب عليه

الزواج من اجنبيه لا يعني التقليل من شأن بناتنا او الحط من مستواهم الفكري و العقلي او حتى الجسدي من ناحية الجمال, بس مثل ما فيه الكثير من الزيجات الاجنبيه الفاشله, هم فيه الكثير و الكثير من الزيجات من الاقارب او من نفس البلد و الجنسيه اللي اعلنت فشلها, و هذا ما دفع اي شخص ان يعلن و يجزم بالفشل التام لهاذا النوع من الزواج!! اذا ليش ننتقد الزواج من اجنبي

مشكلتنا ان دايما نقول..والله انا سمعت من فلان..او والله اعرف واحد..او الناس دايما تقول كذا و كذا, و على هذا الاساس نبني افكارنا و آرائنا و نبدأ ننتقد اشياء احنا ما نملك ابسط و اقل فكرة او تجربه عنه

للعلم انا في الكثير من عيال العم متزوجين من اجنبيات, و الحمد لله الكل متوفق فيهم و ما سمعت عن مشاكل او حتى طلاق بينهم, طبعا للبيوت اسرارها..و هذا ينطبق على كل انواع الزواج, لان توجيه الانتقادات العشوائيه و الدارجه ينطبق على الناحيتين, الا في بعض الحالات اللي يكون فيها الانتقاد يتطرق للدين او العادات و التقاليد.

من ناحيه العادات, سهل تغيير العادات, الانسان بطبيعته مرن, و اي شخص يضطر ان يغير و لو القليل من عاداته لو تواجد في مجتمع مختلف, و لو الزوج اختار البنت المناسبه من اي جنسيه كانت و لو كانت من بلدك, راح تحترم العادات و التقاليد, و في نفس الوقت العديد من البنات لا يطبقون او يحترمون العادات اللي تربى عليها اجدادنا, ما تشوف البنت تطلع في عبايه و بوشيه و برقع, ولا صوتها ما ينسمع..و الراي رايك يا يبه و اللي تشوفه يا يبه!!البنت في هذي الايام تشق و تخيط, و تلبس اخر الموديلات و اغلى الماركات..حتى الحجاب صار موضه و الوان و اشكال

اما من ناحية الدين, الشرع حلل الزواج من الكتابيه..و فضل المسلمه و المؤمنه, و الكثير من الزوجات الاجنبيات اعلنوا و اشهروا اسلامهم و تراهم بالمساجد و الحسينيات يتصرفون كما تتصرف اي بنت من الجماعه, يلبسون السواد و يعلنون الاحزان و يذرفون الدموع و يطبخون بعد في السابع و العاشر من محرم

اذا كان الزوج صالح و ماسك الامور بيد الحكمه و الرجاحه, فصدقوني يسير المرأه كما تسير القافله الي الوجهه المنشودة

و على فكره يا عيال العم, انا متزوج من امريكيه و الحمدلله..مسلمه شيعيه مواليه مواظبه و محافظه على صلاتها و صيامها و سترها و رصانتها..و ربة بيت ممتازة, ولا.. تطبخ مجابيس بعد..و عندي منها ولد و بنت و الثالث جاي بالطريج انشالله و الحمدلله, و داخلين السنه السابعه من الزواج..الله يخليلي ام حسين

و الزواج قسمه و نصيب, و لو اعترض من اعترض..اللي الله كاتبه يتم يا جماعه, و الواحد ما ياخذ الا نصيبه بهالدنيا..لا زياده ولا نقصان

..و دمتم سالمين يا عيال عمي

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