سالفه طويله عريضه

ماشاء الله

.: ألف ما شاء الله, تبارك الرحمن والحمدلله :.

el9ra7a 9ij it was salfa 6oweela 3areetha, kella 3shan halnetfa..bas al7een el7emdella allah yaba lena belsalama o 9e77eta zeina, ten fingers and ten toes, o esh7lata mashallah..allah ye7aftha inshallah..GOLO AMEN YARAB EL3ALMEEN

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NoNoWa, 7beebty.. ham ba3ad el7emdella, owledat belsalama, o she is great and fine now, bas eshwayyat elstuff elly tomor fehaa ay woman walid maskeena, bas el7emdella..allah 7afath`ha o sahhal 3aleeha..o yabatlena hal3anono.. "Allah ye5alleech ly ya mama" =)

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Elwelada kanat eshwayya 9a3ba, o mra7elha tethba7, 7adda nerve racking...it took a while, Im sure you all noticed..bas el7emdellah ham ba3ad, hatha elly allah katba lena..

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The kids happy, hussoon already acting like elwalad el3oad, toota t`3aar eshwayya..I guess le2anna enkasrat shokatha..bas yallah hathy eldenya!!

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Me, Ana ba3ad maskeen..I was a driver, racer, pilot, crimenal, pharmacist, Doctor, midwife, nurse, cleaner, porter, night guard, man in labour, house keeper, baddalah operator , pediatrition, camera man, photographer, host, father, husband and akeed lover!!

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Peeps, we have a little KM now, God help the wolrd, another KM is born =)

Just in case yumkin fee minkom ma 3enda fekra shesma elbaby..

Solaiman

3ala esm elwalid =)

الف الحمدلله والله, الله يحفظ سليمانو واخوانه وام حسوني و يخليهم لي و يخليني لهم انشالله

الف ماشالله, وافلح من صلى عالنبي و آله

Zero hour!!

نسألكم الدعاء

She is going to deliver!

She and I..

"Bless our marriage, O God, as Kella Met2a5er and NoNoWa continue our journey down the road of life together.We don't know what lies ahead for the road turns and bends. But help us to make the best of whatever comes our way.
Help us to hug each other often, talk and laugh a lot.Help us to continue to enjoy each other as we did when we first met.Help us to realize that nothing nor no one is perfect and to look for the good in all things and all people including ourselves.Help us to respect each other's likes and dislikes, opinion and beliefs, hopes and dreams and fears.Help us to learn from each other and to help each other to grow mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
Help us to realize that there is design and purpose in our lives as in the world, and if we will hold onto each other, we will know that things have a way of working out for the good.Help us to create for our children, a peaceful, stable home of love as a foundation on which we can build their lives.But most of all, dear God, help us to keep lit the torch of love' that we now share in our hearts so that by our loving example we may pass on the light of love to our children and to our children's children forever. Ameen ya rab al3alamein"

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Its been seven great years, since we`ve been married, I always tried my best to give nonowa, something exceptional on this particular occassion..

But this year, I feel tied..our choices are so limited..she could be delivering in a matter of hours..

But if we look at it through the filled half of the cup perspective, I already gave her a gift 9 months ago, and she is giving me mine very soon..without planning for it!!

NoNoWa, you know I would take you where ever you want, but its not that much of an option now, since you already started your early stages of labour, being close to home is a must..but I promise, I will try my best today, and I will make it up next year inshallah..

NoNoWty..happy 7th anniversary sweetheart

I Love you

الله يخليج لي يا ام حسون و الله لا يغير علينا اشالله

I feel pregnant!!

To day, my wife called me in dawam, and told me that she was hurting, and she is having the contractions back and stronger!! When she said that..directly I felt like my stomach aching..and I needed to go to the bathroom, and I was so worried about her..I drove like crazy back home..I ran out from my car, waiting the elevator was so f#$king nerve racking, I was gonna take the steps but the elevator doors opened finally, I couldnt find the right key to open the door..and when finally I opened it, there she is...still didnt get ready, she was in a better shape than me!! so I ran to the bathroom..like a pregnant man!!

"We really are pregnant!!"

Bin 6omas!!

No Freakin Comment!!

KDD!!

I was riding my bike, and sheft this ad, I couldn`t help it, I was laughing inside my helmet..I Had to stop and take a pic.

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So what`s gonna be their next one?

"نسينا ما كلينا؟؟"

I "LMAO"..7adda

Bomb in Al-Marina!!

I just came back from Gulf Street, I was taking a spin on my bike, and I noticed that the bomb squad trucks was parked in front of Marina Mall.






When I took the U turn to go back inside the Marina Cresent, there were lots of policemen, Special Forces, and the K-9 units, walking around and checking everything.



Marina was evacuated, it was like a ghost town..never seen it like that before!!




Yep, that was how Marina looked today at 2.00 pm


6ab3an mako fayda, 7atta law the police evacuated elmojamma3, a9deqa2ona "elhnood " el2afathil ma eyozoon..inte7aryeen, ga3deen dar mdar elmarina, chena gayleen lohom be6ayroon charraqy, mo Bomb!! ya7leelhom =)

I couldnt take more pics, cuz NoNoWa was worried about me, and she asked me to come back, and just leave the place ASAP..
"Elly mo metzawjeen, nobody worry about you etha infejartaw..7arra"

Yalla femallah

KM

Kabsa!!

Scene One- Police started searching the golden Maxima, they threw the guy in the back seat of the police car.

Scene Two- One of the policemen took the dawreyya, rushing to another car "Murano", while the other policeman drove the Maxima. He stopped next to the Murano, got out of the car, and starts looking inside the black windows of the Murano, all of the sudden; they pull out a bold giant guy, wearing a fire fighter uniform. The policeman tried to put him inside the police car, but he was resisting, the other policeman came charging to them, he slaps the fire fighter.

Scene Three- Two girls in the front seat of the Murano crying, the driver came out from her Murano, begging the police man to leave her, and let her go. One of them starts to demand her to go back and sit in her car. She begs him desperatly, and the policeman starts to cuss and swear at her..(rekby syyartich ya 5arra, ya 7aqeera!!)..she went back to her car.

Finally the police got the"firefighter" with the other guy (Maxima) into the back seat of the police car. One of the policemen head to the front right door, asking the girls for I,D`s..and they start crying loud, begging him to leave them. One of them starts to tell him with a hysterical tone: "My father will die if he knows, please I dont want anything, I will do anything..but please my father la ya3arf, wulla yemoot, wullah yemoot"..the policeman starts to threaten her, and she said: "ok, ok 5la9, a36eek a36eek, bas la ya3arf abooy wulla ymoot!!"

The policeman spotted me, watching..: 5ally law sama7t momkin t7arik.. so I said, "Ok mo meshkilla..."

Few moments later, Hussoon asked me: Baba, sorry doesn`t work with police ha?
KM: eshloon ya3ny yoba?
Hussoon: Ya3ny even if they say sorry to sher6a, mako fayda, they did something wrong 5la9!!
KM: ee baba 5la9, mako fayda =/



Before all that, in a while, me and my son were in the same place, eating our breakfast, I noticed the car, it was obvious there was something wrong going on, but I just didnt give it any attention..

The girl was crying, and saying that her father will die if he knows... so why would you put your self in this situation, was it worth it!!? I really felt bad, but not about the girls or the guys, I feel bad about the familly. When they find out, will her father really die, God forbid..something wrong will happen. Akeed, ma ra7 t3ady 3ala 5eir..Allah ye3eenhom kelhom.

Lama bint tesawy halbalawy, o ten9ad..ma tefakir inna later on she will be a mother, a grandmother..sheno ra7 tetthakar about shababha..inha kanat dahya, o farra elshabab like 5watim on her fingers!!? I dont think this is something to be proud about!! Wullah fashla..

7o66o balkom 3ala roo7kom, o think about how valuable you are to your selves and your famillies. Fakro etha elsalfa teswa wella la2, etha elsalfa wraha mostaqbal, wela le3ib o bas..elmawqif elly shefta elyoum, ana met2akid enna yetkarrar kil youm, o akthar min marra..bas ta5ayyilow enna ye7oshkom la sama7 Allah, tara shofat elmawqif jddam 3yoonkom tethba7, elwalad temas5ar jddam refeejta o elsher6a da5elloh eldawreyya b6ragaat, elbint, kalat sab o klam y7qerha min elshor6a..elnas wagfa tshoof..mawqif zift 9ra7a!!


A five year old little boy, got the point already... what about you..did you get it, or not yet!!?

7o66o balkom o bala hal5rabee6

Yalla femmallah, take care everybody.

I hate "Halyoumain"!!

Because of halmas5ara!!

I mean come on, what the hell does spraying people have to do with celebrating your country's national and liberation day!!? I don't think we sprayed the Iraqis to get them out of here and free our country, or dance the Brits out from Kuwait in 1961!! I don't think that spraying people with your own "urine", or God knows what with water guns, makes anybody happy!!? I don't think, hitting Indian and Egyptian people, or any expats, without absolutely no reason, what so ever, just because he was in the wrong time and place is celebrating your national day!!

In these two days, unfortunately; lots of young guys get themselves into fights, and problems,. They get stabbed, eyes get punctured or they end up under somebody's car wheels..just because one of them stared at the other one, or their asses bumped to each other while they were dancing in the middle of the street. Sometimes without any reason, just bullying the others, or of coarse..spraying each other. It starts with a joke, and ends up in the morgue!!
In Kuwait, the whole country turns to a little night club, foam everywhere, bad guys, bad girls, drunk people, convicts "or on the way to be one", guys dancing, girls dancing, loud music, girls showing more skin, naked legs and cleavage, guys in return turn to animals..and show more, sometimes even there "penises" turns to a patriotic celebration tool,.So they start to show the people "Hey I have penis too", we know you have one dumb ass, girls know that too, what are you expecting, girls mooning you and flashing you back, well..YES it happens, unfortunately!!

All that happened and will happen, and its happening right now.."In Kuwait"

I wish I could put a flag or something on my car, and drive around celebrating, but you know what, putting the Kuwaiti flag these days, means you are mas5ara!! How??? It`s like you are saying: Hey, spray me..Im ok with it!! Come and dance like an idiot in front my car..Im ok with it!! Flirt with my family..Im ok with it!! Scare my kids..Im ok with it!! Show me your little "weewee"..Im ok with it!! Mess up my car..Im ok with it!! I have an emergency..my wife might deliver now, its not important..close the road and dance your ass off, make an idiot of your self in the middle of the street..its more important, and you know what?? Im ok with it!!

I wish Kuwait was like before in the 80`s..we used to celebrate these two days..we used to feel it, we waited for it, I don't remember anything before, similar to what`s going on now=/

"We used to have a national day"

Caught my eye!!

"Im not that much of a photographer, but I know how to push the button!!"

"kella met2a5er"

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Admit it, the boy is talented

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She just learned how to raise her eyebrows =D

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Shy, or victory fist?
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Misk`s Johnson`s powder "ART"

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Personal wall scratches

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I wish I could ride my bike up there!!

"And I dont mean like dead and angels 5rabee6, Im only wondering how would it feel?"

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The singing Dude in the marina crescent

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Ikea little woden statue, turding him self on pavement

"My vision of an Oil spot"

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I added the wings!!

"Another Oil spot vision"

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Last but not least..

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Road kill.....

in marina crescent!!

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I hope I made you bored enough =)

To my wife..my love

To my one, and my only one, my love..and my only love, my soul mate, my wife..Happy Valentine`s day baby =*

Happy Valentine`s day to you all readers..

And again, always..I love you NoNoWa =)

Better late than never!!

"Better late than never"

When Nonowa read the title, she thought it couldnt be any better, she thought that should be my motto in life!! weird ha?

Of course, Im late like always, but this time, its for my blogs one year anniversary, birthday or whatever you like to call it..I think I started blogging on Feb the 8th 2007!!

*White pigeons flying and turding all over ugly gypsy girls dancing and mooning the crowd with flame throwers, a clown flipping between their legs then dropping dead from the scenary and smell of the gypsy girls, and fat men blowing horns with white and gray tights torn on the @ss, and little squirrels carrying me around between all this dillema of celebrating my blog, a male belly dancer and a taliban stripper in the background making out, and an air plane flying with my name on the back of it..KM in da houze*

and that makes me 2 days late..not that bad, right!!?I tried to look for a suitable pic of a cake to put with the post, I couldn`t find a better one than this, a piece of cake, with a little clock ticking on the side..you know, to not be late..it turns out that its not even a cake..its an alarm clock..so I think it will not make any good for me, I cant eat it, it cant wake me up!!
Ok what is new..

I think Im a ride addict now, I`ve been riding every single day as of last week, I leave to work with my bike, finish work and head to the stupid streets of kuwait and have a spin, then head back home to nonowa cuz I start to miss her, otherwise, I would be riding till its late at night..

Being hungry helps too ;p "J/K nonowty" LoL

Since I couldnt find the suitable cake for my blog celebration, I thought this will be a good one!! wanna piece..anybody!!?
Would you eat it!!

Happy my blog 2 days late anniversary =D

Have you ever been there?

Dane Cook Rocks man..

enjoy

Jalapeno..!!

Who doesn`t like jalapeno..men, women, everybody likes it..

But have you ever payed attention to their shapes? The shape defines what kind of jalapeno you got your hands on!!

Well, not this shape, now pay attention..

You might wana click on the previous pic to get the point!!

The second pic was taken from the bathroom inside Nando`s..got it

BYE

والله فشله

Have you ever asked your self, why they call it "jam3eyya"??

Well, let me assist you in that, cuz it,s supposed to have evrything in there, everything should be available in there..

For god sake I cant even find butter in jam3eyyas anymore.

So from here, I think they should find another name so we will not over estimate.

Instead, I think it should be called:

1. Mash 7alik

2.We have "some"

3.Dont try

4.Ta9beera

5.No we dont have it

6.Dont get your hopes up

7.On going inventory

8.Mafy kuwaiti

9.Clearance

10.Detour

11.Mirage

And my final and favorite..

12.E5ith 3ala gaddik..o 5al 7ag `3erik Co-op

Ma3a ta7eyyat The "Un" Co-Operative Federation