KM On Time..everyday!!?

Why?

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

Another adventure, another story, a cocktail of bad luck and timing. I was guna write this post, but I thought NoNoWa wud describe it much better. So, NoNOWa- take the lead!

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Here is our story of woe! Yes...WOE! We just want to exhibit our bad luck and bad timing. And also why being late is something unevitable even though it wasnt our fault. It all began with us going to meet up with some friends- u know who u are guys!! :) Well we started out a lil late..like we were supposed to be there at 5:30..but we left the house at 6. Ok thats our fault..but what happens next is not!

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It started with KM being tooo lazy and not getting gas before he came home. We jumped in the car and realized we had to get gas, so we went to our neighborhood gas station and of course it was CLOSED! KM figured that the closest station wud be the one on the Gulf Road across the street from Fridays. We were already worried cuz we only had 10kms worth of gas, and that was even before KM had come home from work..so we needed it BAD!

We made it to the gas station=good news.

Gas station closed=bad news.

We thought ..ok they were changing shifts, so we waited...and waited...and waited, and time was running, our friends were waiting and we tried to move on, but the second we did- the lil gauge went to "0 km". Wonderful! :(

We turned into a bus stop and thought we cud just reverse regardless of the tafteesh across the street that had maybe 10 coppers...waiting to give ppl tickets. so we reverse, and as we do---a car has to pull up behind us, y??? Becuz we were there, and there was no other bus stop in the universe except that one. Finally , we made it back to the entrance of the station only to realize that the time was 7:12...as u can see in the pic below.

KM got out of the car, and went to ask the supervisor what the hell is happening....cz we had already been there for 1 hour. He said that out of all the stations in Kuwait, that the company didnt bring the workers to this one and that they wud be late. And y, do u ask?? Bcuz we were there! So much for 24 hour service, huh?
Eventually, a policeman came by since he had seen us there like forever....and asked whats going on? So KM told him and he said he wud go check it out. It turns out that the copper just wanted to take a dump and needed an exscuse. He dissappeared mysteriousely for 20 minutes., and came back to tell us that the workers were on the way, and he didnt believe that we had no gas, so he came and peeked thru the window to check.
At this point our friends left- cuz there was no way in hell we cud make it. Me and KM played every hand game u cud imagine in the car. We joked, we took stupid pics until my phone had no battery left, and we were a bit naughty...u gotta pass the time- know what i mean?!* says KM* LOOL :P

Oh and thats another shot of the cop car--guys its called BOREDOM!Its after 8--we're still there and then a lil Bengali guy comes over to tell us the exciting news. He said"Sorry Baba...bacher ta3al" Which means that the only gas station in Kuwait, that we happened to pull up to- was gonna be closed until the next day.Lucky us........at this point we hit depression and we just kept thinking we are paying a babysitter to watch our kids, so that we can sit in front of a closed gas station.- WOW!!
Anywhoo...there was a guy waiting in line..an angel in a black yukon as KM describes him, who offered to go and get us gas. You see we cudnt call anyone...cz we didnt have cards in our phones- hehe...we always put stuff off!!! As for KM, he thought how stupid wud we look calling someone to come and give us gas, its like.."Hey dude could you just get me Gas, yeah you wanna know where am I.. me..Im in front the gas station"...LOL

Well he got brought us the gas and we made it to another station so we cud fill up the car...and here is the greatest moment of the evening........watch and enjoy! :P

Then we went to Chili's and had a"NoNoWa and KM emancipation moment!!!!

Wooohoooo!!

3arabiyya *pronounced in egyptian*

........OR........

.........Which one, and why?.........

impression!!

Every blogger leaves an impression on the people that visit his blog, I`ve been blogging for a while, and I really wonder what kind of impression I created in your minds through my posts and comments..

So...

Describe KM in one word..Thanx ;)

Wigs & Drags!!?

There are lots of "happy" people, specifically "happy guys"...
Now Im not talking about a little soft cup cake girly girly guys, we are all used to this kind since high school, but what Im noticing these days, guys with wigs and dresses, wedding makeup, female undergarments and all the deal...!!

The other day, I was riding my bike, it was around 02.00am, in the street next to alnezha traffic light, I was stopping for the red light when I noticed a silver toyota camry , approaching slowly to the pedestrian lines, coming next to me!! Now you know when you get this weird feelings that there is somebody staring at you..you try to keep you head straight but they just keep coming closer and closer..I had to turn my face since the car was inches away from my bike..It was a blonde girl, so I thought: walleeh shalblawy elly te6la3 taly elleil!!? but for seconds shakkeit fe elsalfa..this girl has eyebows thicker than mine!! and her chin was green..ya3ny tawha 7alqa..and the blonde hair is just 7adda dash 3arth 3ala the face, LoooooooooL..I felt obligated to have a second look, you know for the sake of the mankind ;p

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it was a "happy guy..gay..drag..shemale..cup cake" or what ever category he falls in, and there is nobody in the street except me and the "happy meal"..LoL

Now if you know me, Im a crazy guy, fighter, I wouldnt mind a midnight street fight if I have to, but this "zeg cake" is two and half times my size, that is why he got triple D boobs @@..it took forever for the light to turn green, I was already on the first gear since I knew I was in danger, this drag made me drag race on the pavment on my bike with the winds, I twisted this grip like I never twisted it before..1800cc 6 pistons engine was really usefull at the moment, my wheels were screaming and my bike was doing the fish tale for a quite long distance...I felt relieved!!

That wasnt the first one I`ve seen, recently..I noticed these "creatures" out in the streets in the late hours...kuwait, get ready for a whole new breed @@

Successful G2G..

Today finally we met, seven bloggers..unfortunatly we didnt have the chance to sit with "Kaos" and "Ra1" cuz they left early..

Which leaves Amu, navygirl, outofreach and of course NoNoWa and me..

It was really fun, I really enjoyed it..and I really hope it will inshallah happen again..SOON AMU, LoL ;p

Guys..I really really enjoyed meeting you..it was worth it wullah, and elga3da was 5feefa o nice..we really got along, specially for a first time, and I know we were late, but comon..Im Kella Met2a5er and I got a reputation to keep..and Im glad that we bugged the girls with bike talk, LooooooooL

I hope my kids, my wife and me..were 5faf 3ala gloobkom, o ma mallalnakom..6b3an akeed lazim tgooloon la wullalh it was fun o estanasna m3akom..I know, mo keifkom..cuz we is cewl baby..and you are really lucky to meet me ;p

Thanx..really looking fot the next one guys

Now I`ve been flickered by Amu so..

The Rules:

a. Type your answer to each question below into Flickr Search

b. Using only the first page, pick an image.

c. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into fd's mosaic maker

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1. Whats is your first name? Wento shakoo!!??

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2. What is your favorite food? Halyomein machboos chicken.

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3. What high school did you go to? Since I put the high school globe of Kuwait, so my school must b somewhere in Kuwait! Like Jabriya for example!! LOL

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4. What is your favorite color? All shades of green.

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5. Who is your celebrity crush? It took me 4 days to try to figure out who is deemed worthy enuf to be my celebrity crush. Of course I dont have a crush and I was guna put Jessica Biel or Shania Twain, but Rihanna's face fit the square.

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6. Favorite Drink? Avocado from Mun3ash Juice in Salmiya next to Kurdo. *Note: Not with huny*

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7. Dream vacation? Highlands of Scotland

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8. Favorite dessert? Bananas Foster- the one NoNoWa makes. I havent tasted better so far.

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9. What do you want to be when you grow up? A grandpa Biker, just like Paul Teutel Sr.- the man is pushing 60- mashallah.

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10. What do u love most in life? Anything with an engine. And if there was one more square just the same size....it wud be martial arts!

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11. One word to describe your self. Incredibly and Insanely stubborn. Just ask NoNoWa!!

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12. Your flickr name. I will always be KM.

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Martial Arts Trial

The other day, I was invited to a martial art trial by my cousin, "Full Contact Karate" class, it was fun. I wore my Kajukenbo suit.. but with my white belt..as a respect for the sensai, it actually means a challange..and it would be considered an insult to the sensai if I put on my original belt from kajukenbo!! Same works with any other martial arts by the way..



Now the cool thing was when the sensai started to teach his students and show them the moves with my help!! DAMN, it felt so good to have such a privilege, specially in the prescence of a high rank belts from the same martial art. He was impressed too, having the experience always works in these kind of situations =)





Next time inshallah, we will try the "Jeet kune Do" ...Bruce lee style, I cant wait..its gonna be awesome dude =)

Summer Tagged by NoNoWa & Amu =p

**I will always wear: Boxers & bracelet...."in the house!!" Linens and bermuda shorts outdoor**
**I will never wear: Pink...never ever, I would never do it**
**My bad-clothes-day advice: Who cares..Im dude**
**I Know I look great when: Beside that Im the kind of husband who takes his wife`s opinion, I always do, cuz Im just so cool and dandy baby**
**Smart travel tip:Light bags, you are not immigrating!!**
**To me summer means:Having cold showers, No riding on the day..only night rides ;p**
** I tag...... Who ever wanna be tagged, feel free to say KM tagged me!!**

Double tagged by Amu..

Amu`s keychain tag:

Amu..cool tag Dude ;p

I like the idea..even if its not yours ;p

Im not that much into fancy keychains

Cause I end up hitting people with it

Its a keychain/weapon

Martial arts weapon

I thought you will not notice, LoL

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Second Tag

6 unspectacular quirks abt myself!!

1*Its hard to make me feel yuck, even if Im eating..I could watch a complete show about bugs, or anything else could make you feel ecky..but if you want me to leave my food, or feel disgusted..just talk about somebody eating soap or let me smell it while Im eating..the same thing works with eating glass!!

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2*I have to have even numbers all the time, the T.V. volume, the radio in the car, when I set the microwave..etc

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3*I always take the second item on the shelves, in the super market..when I go shoping for clothes, I always take the second shirt from the same size, never take the first...

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4*Whatever happens, what ever it takes, no matter how important what you have at the moment....never ever EVER touch me while Im drinking water, if you wanna kill me touch me ..I choke directly =/

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"Now this really bug NoNoWa"

5*Whenever I take anything back, kitchen stuff, books, CDs, towels..etc I never put them back where they go, I just simply put them half meter away from thier original place..to lazy to do it xD

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6*When I think...I think in english, Do you!!!

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Now I know I already wrote six..but there is more where that comes from..

7* I cant tolerate somebody running next to my food while Im eating, or huffing anything like the couch pillows or something like that...

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8*If I watch a movie and the lights on it doesnt count as a movie, I actually feel the need to watch another movie with the lights off..so I can call it a night.

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9*I can smell "zhaiwys" cockroaches.

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10*I could since bug movments in the dark, and locate it, I actually sense lots of things other than bugs, but I choose to ignore it =/

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11*Its intersting thing to watch the Doctor stiching my elbow, or take blood, or give me injection..I find it educational, as a matter of fact, I inject my self with pain reliever when Im sick, hehe.

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12*Im writing number 12 just for the sake of even numbers, LoL.

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I Tag..

NoNoWa

5roofa

smarties

Navygirl

eshda3wa

balqees from the "CCBC"

And every body else would like to be tagged, my blogroll peeps..feel free =)

My Boy!

UP DATE

MORE VIDEOS

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So, since Hassooni is a little fighter by instinct, NoNoWa and I decided to enroll him in the same class I take which is Kajukenbo. Its a self defense class which includes martial art practice, street fighting techniques as well as how to use the nerve impulses of others to your advantage with some weapon work, and joint locks as well. Well...he will not learn all of this until he reaches the adult classes- at least not the killing techniques, but I will work on it :P

I took the pic above- yesterday whenever we went to enroll. He saw the sensai (not his 1st time) and he got a few chest punches and a nerve endurance test. I got my share, too, since I stopped for a while- mine was more of a punishment instead of a welcoming.

Today was his first training session and he impressed the sensai and me. El7amdillah I did good! He threw jabs very well and his kicks were accurate. He did a flip/kick combo which is a big thing for a kid of his age and his first class. I am proud! :D

The pics above and below, they were switching the punching mats. I felt really bad for the girl cuz she kept smiling at me like, "Please, stop him!" It's funny!

Here, Hussain is doing butterfly stretches. It was hilarious!! I wish I had a video just to show u the head stretches. He couldnt put his head up cuz he wanted to look at the trainer '3asub. And instead of doing head rotations like he was supposed to- he ended up "6ig erguba"!! LOL
Grabbing a drink. He made me happy by making his own way through the kids and taking care of himself, since he knows nobody there.
My Little Tiger!!!

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The next picture was taken in 2002. One of these sweaty men- IS ME!

Can u guess who! I will update u later and tell u all if u guessed right!

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Now enjoy this video of my little tiger in action!

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ماشاء الله

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Not Another bike accident =/

So, last night I had a motorcycle accident on the Gulf Road near to Sha'ab elba7ry club, around 10pm. I was on my way back home with my cousin, and there was this dumbass 7mar in a white Lumina, he was harassing us, and trying to race with my cousin. My cousin was in the right lane, and the dumb ass was in the middle, and I was behind him. I tried to get closer to my cousin, but he was closing the space between them everytime I tried too, So I slowed down and stayed in the back, waiting him to get the fuck away from us, well; he didnt, so I accelerated and went to the left lane so I could pass him, I think the dumb ass mother fucker thought I was trying to race with him, so he jumped in my lane and hit my bike right in the front wheel, of course..I fell down and rolled on the pavment, while my bike was sliding away * thank God for engine guards, it saved my leg*, I was lucky, there was another biker behind me, we didnt really know him, he was just there by the grace of Allah, coz he blocked the cars, otherwise I would have been run over by them =/



I heard my cousin yelling my name and running towards me, in this time I was helpless..I couldnt move or even talk from the chest and back pain, they picked me up and helped me to walk to the curb, and moved my bike away, the dumb ass stopped for a few seconds, I guess he was shocked, but then he ran away after my cousin and the other biker got his license plate number, THANK GOD.



The ambulance didnt take long to arrive, of course, everybody knows me, knows how crazy and careless Im sometimes about my self!!! I got up and I was trying to fix my bike after I laid for a few minutes on the curb, my cousins and my brother were begging me to just relax and leave the damn bike, but I guess in this moment I was at the peek of my stubborness...



I got lots of "ma tshoof shar" and " 7emdella 3alsalama" and "salamat yoba" from the people in the cars near me, 7a99alt zaffa from Old women 3almashy ba3ad, it made me laugh 9ra7a..7adda mo wakta 7ajjeyya..I nead bandages not lectures!!!!



They took me to Mubarak Hospital, and then we went to the police station. I filed a hit and run case,so I hope they get the mofo..Im so pissed off, I just wanna catch him, bas 5al y6ee7 b2eedy, Oooo I will make him regret it I swear to GOD wulla....my cousins will track him inshallah, and ba3dein ne3alma sho`3l Allah.



NoNoWa was sad in the beginning, coz I told her I was coming soon, that was like 10pm...I didnt come back untill 4.00am, and she didnt know I had an accident. I didnt wanna make her worried about me, better sad than worried sickless!! I love her, and I didnt want to put her into all the drama untill Im home so I can calm her down. It would hurt me more than my cuts and injuries if I know that she is worried and afraid about me, and Im not there to deal with it, and make her feel better. She is still sad though, she thinks I should`ve told her coz she is not a kid!!! Women!!



In the next picture you can see the damage I have now, dont cry..Im ok now ;p

See, Im ok...not that much on the outside, most of the injuries are internal, but no broken bones. What's covered is the skin burns and cuts, I have big peels on both arms, damn it stings all the freaking time, bas ham el7emdella =)

This pic malha she`3il belaccident, bas el faucet 3jeeeeeeeeb....I need one ;p

By the way, it wasnt like he didnt mean to hit my bike, he actually meant it, he waited for me to come closer to his car then he turned on me!!!!! 7mar

Light Tag..

I was Tagged by sara, I know its late..bas better late than never =)

The Tag


1- Your favorite cheese?
Craft, parmesan


2- Your favorite milk?
Kdd...lel2asaf


3-Your favorite chips?

kitco nice bu mil7 ma3a dqoos bo deech...qadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

4- Your favourite Salad?

beside my salad, any salad feeha 5eesa ;p

5-Your favorite restaurant?

sakka:Wardat rumaithyya / alfarqadein

Cool:Nando`s / thai chi

6-Your favorite burger?

All Johnny Rockets burgers

7-Your favorite mall?

Avenues in the morning time..actually, any mall in the morning is nice..3shan mafy 7abarbash!!

8-Your favorite channel?

Discovery, mbc action

9-Your favorite chocolate?

Ferroro rocher, kinder

10- Your favorite fruit?

Strawberry, Romman ;p

11-Your favorite water?

Evian, LoooooL ay shy..sowalif troofa xD

Rawdatein mineral water ya yooba

12-Your favorite color?

Green

13- Your favorite singer?

Ba3ad ma yabeela, 3Abdulla Ruweishid...and NickleBack

14-Your favorite biscuit?

Digestive, tuc......nice coconut with the blue and white backage

15-Your favorite Bank?

Bu jamal, The geezer B3eer bank....El.Watani

16- Your favorite hair color?

Strawberry blonde

17-Your favorite nuts?

Cashews

18-Your favorite program?

American Chopper baby..Yeeyaaaa, anything with bikes..cars engines, and fights =)

IFL...The unit

19-Your favorite perfume?

Unforgivable by Sean John, Cool water by Davidoff

20-Your favorite balad?

I like places with nature o hal5rabee6, no cities..so it could be alot off places, but if I have to choose, I would say Maldives & Scotland.

I Tag everybody want to be tagged, o elly ma yaby keifa, mo ella.

Sara, thanx =)

عظم الله لك الاجر ياكويت

(( يَا أَيَّتُهَا النَّفْسُ الْمُطْمَئِنَّةُ ارْجِعِي إِلَى رَبِّكِ رَاضِيَةً مَرْضِيَّةً فَادْخُلِي فِي عِبَادِي وَادْخُلِي جَنَّتِي ))

انتقل الى رحمة الله تعالى, الامير الوالد الشيخ/سعد العبدالله السالم الصباح, الى جوار ربه.....سائلين المولى عز وجل, ان يتغمد روحه بواسع رحمته, ويسكنه فسيح جناته, ويلهمنا وذويه الصبر والسلوان

انا لله, و انا اليه لراجعون

نسألكم الدعاء للمغفور له باذن الله تعالى

Where should I go???

I always liked martial arts since I was a kid, and never really got commited to bodybuilding. and once in my life when I really dedicated myself to bodybuilding..I had my bike accident. Which stopped me from continuing my training..plus bodybuilding is boring!! While you learn a new thing everyday in martial arts..

My brother and my cousins lately, are going to the same gym, which is cool to be with somebody there, it helps the time to pass faster..they are encouraging me to go with them, and I kinda want a six pack abs muscles, and a little defining here and there..

NoNoWa was always against bodybuilding, first..because of the medications that guys take to get the right shape in a shorter time, second..she always says that I dont need it, I kinda have a footballer body, she always says that =)

For me, martial arts is somthing you learn, and it stays in you head, no matter how long you stop, its always there, and your reaction to your surroundings get sharper, and you are always allerted, I like that..

While body building, nice body, empty head..and eating like a horse xD, but it gives you a nice result in the end..the problem if you stop for a little while, all that you built up will be vanished in a short time!!

Martial art classes have a certain timings, and you have to attend, its an obligation!! While bodybuilding is a fixed time training, it doesnt matter when do you wanna go during your day..

Now comn, isn't that worth the boredom!!!???

In the end, they both have nice results...but

What is your opinion, which one do you think is worth it:

Martial arts or Bodybuilding?