Dane Cook Rocks man..
enjoy
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Jalapeno..!!
But have you ever payed attention to their shapes? The shape defines what kind of jalapeno you got your hands on!!

You might wana click on the previous pic to get the point!!
The second pic was taken from the bathroom inside Nando`s..got it
BYE
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
والله فشله
Instead, I think it should be called:
Saturday, January 19, 2008
لا يوم كيومك يا ابا عبدالله
عاشوراء..يوم عزلوا الرؤوس و أمروا الأذنابا
لا يوم كيومك يا ابا عبدالله الحسين, تبا ليد امتدت الى عنقك الشريف,تبا ليد اعتدت على حرماتك, تبا لقوم منعوا الماء عنك وعن عيالك
لعن الله امة قتلتك, ولعن الله امة ظلمتك, و لعن الله امة سمعت بذلك و رضيت به..يا حفيد المصطفى سيد الخلق محمد ابن عبدالله عليه افضل الصلاة والسلام
السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا أبَا عَبْدِاللهِ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ رَسُولِ اللهِ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ أمِيرِ المُؤْمِنينَ ، وَابْنَ سَيِّدِ الوَصِيِّينَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ فاطِمَةَ الزّهراءِ سَيِّدَةِ نِساءِ العالَمِينَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ثَارَ اللهِ وابْنَ ثارِهِ وَالْوِتْرَ المَوْتُورَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ وَعَلَى الارْواحِ الّتي حَلّتْ بِفِنائِكَ ، وَأنَاخَتْ بِرحْلِك عَلَيْكُمْ مِنّي جَميعاً سَلامُ اللهِ أبَداً ما بَقِيتُ وَبَقِيَ الليْلُ وَالنَّهارُ.
يَا أبَا عَبْدِ اللهِ ، لَقَدْ عَظُمَتِ الرَّزِيَّةُ ، وجَلّتْ وعَظُمَتْ المُصِيبَةُ بِكَ عَلَيْنا وَعَلَى جَمِيعِ أهْلِ الاسْلام ، وَجَلَّتْ وَعَظُمَتْ مُصِيبَتُكَ فِي السَّمَوَاتِ عَلَى جَمِيعِ أهْلِ السَّمَوَاتِ ، فَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً أسَّسَتْ أساسَ الظُّلْمِ وَالجَوْرِ عَلَيْكُمْ أهْلَ البَيْتِ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً دَفَعَتْكُمْ عَنْ مَقامِكُمْ وَأزالَتْكُمْ عَنْ مَراتِبِكُمُ الّتِي رَتَّبَكُمُ اللهُ فِيها ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً قَتَلَتْكُمْ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ الْمُمَهِّدِينَ لَهُمْ بِالتَّمْكِينِ مِنْ قِتالِكُمْ ، بَرِئْتُ إلى اللهِ وَإلَيْكُمْ مِنْهُمْ وَمِنْ أشْياعِهِمْ وَأتْباعِهِمْ وَأوْلِيائِهِمْ.
يَا أبَا عَبْدِاللهِ ، إنِّي سِلْمٌ لِمَنْ سالَمَكُمْ ، وَحَرْبٌ لِمَنْ حارَبَكُمْ وَوليٌ لِمَنْ والاكُم وعدوٌّ لِمَنْ عَاداكُمْ إلى يَوْمِ القِيامَةِ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ آل زِيَاد وَآلَ مَرْوانَ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ بَنِي اُمَيَّةَ قاطِبَةً ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ ابْنَ مَرْجانَةَ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ عُمَرَ بْنَ سَعْد ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ شِمْراً ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً أسْرَجَتْ وَألْجَمَتْ وَتَهيّأتْ وَتَنَقَّبَتْ لِقِتالِكَ ، بِأبِي أنْتَ وَاُمِّي لَقَدْ عَظُمَ مُصابِي بِكَ ، فَأسْالُ اللهَ الّذِي أكْرَمَ مَقامَكَ ، وَأكْرَمَنِي بِكَ ، أنْ يَرْزُقَني طَلَبَ ثارِكَ مَعَ إمام مَنْصُور مِنْ أهْلِ بَيْتِ مُحَمَّد صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ.
اللهمّ اجْعَلْني عِنْدَكَ وَجِيهاً بِالحُسَيْنِ عَلَيهِ السَّلأم فِي الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ مِنَ المقَرّبينْ.يَا أبَا عَبْداللهِ ، إنِّي أتَقَرَّبُ إلى اللهِ تعالى ، وَإلَى رَسُولِهِ ، وَإلى أمِيرِ المُؤْمِنينَ ، وَإلَى فاطِمَةَ ، وإلى الحَسَنِ وَإلَيْكَ بِمُوالاتِكَ ، ومُوالاةِ أَوليائِك وَبِالْبَرَاءَةِ مِمَّنْ قَاتَلَكَ وَنَصبَ لَكَ الحَربَ ، وبالْبَرَاءةِ مِمَّنْ أسَّسَ أساسَ الظُّلْمِ وَالجَوْرِ عَلَيْكُمْ ، وَعلى أشياعِكُم وَأبْرَأُ إلى اللهِ وَإلى رَسُولِهِ وَبِالبراءِةِ مِمَّنْ أسَّسَ أساسَ ذلِكَ ، وَبَنى عَلَيْهِ بُنْيانَهُ ، وَجَرَى في ظُلْمِهِ وَجَوْرِهِ عَلَيْكُمْ وَعَلَى أشْياعِكُمْ ، بَرِئْتُ إلى اللهِ وَإلَيْكُمْ مِنْهُمْ ، وَأتَقَرَّبُّ إلى اللهِ وَإلى رَسولِهِ ثُمَّ إلَيْكُمْ بِمُوالاتِكُم وَمُوالاةِ وَلِيِّكُمْ ، وَبِالْبَرَاءَةِ مِنْ أعْدائِكُمْ ،وَالنَّاصِبِينَ لَكُم الحَرْبَ ، وَبِالبَرَاءَةِ مِنْ أشْياعِهِمْ وَأتْباعِهِمْ ، يا أبا عَبدِ الله إنِّي سِلْمٌ لِمَنْ سالَمَكُمْ ، وَحَرْبٌ لِمَنْ حارَبَكُمْ ، وَوَلِيٌّ لِمَنْ والاكُمْ ، وَعَدُوٌّ لِمَنْ عاداكُمْ ، فَأسْألُ اللهَ الّذِي أكْرَمَني بِمَعْرِفَتِكُمْ ، وَمَعْرِفَةِ أوْلِيائِكُمْ ، وَرَزَقَني البَراءَةَ مِنْ أعْدائِكُمْ ، أنْ يَجْعَلَني مَعَكُمْ في الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ ، وَأنْ يُثَبِّتَ لي عِنْدَكُمْ قَدَمَ صِدْق في الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ ، وَأسْألُهُ أنْ يُبَلِّغَنِي الْمقامَ الْمَحْمُودَ لَكُمْ عِنْدَ اللهِ ، وَأنْ يَرْزُقَنِي طَلَبَ ثَارِي مَعَ إمَام مَهْدِيٍّ ظَاهِر نَاطِق بالحقِّ مِنْكُمْ ، وَأسْألُ اللهَ بِحَقِّكُمْ وَبِالشَّأنِ الَّذِي لَكُمْ عِنْدَهُ أنْ يُعْطِيَنِي بِمُصابِي بِكُمْ أفْضَلَ ما يُعْطِي مصاباً بِمُصِيبَتِهِ ، يا لَها منْ مُصِيبَة مَا أعْظَمَها وَأعْظَمَ رَزِيّتهَا فِي الاسْلامِ وَفِي جَمِيعِ أهلِ السَّموَاتِ وَالارْضِ.
اللهُمَّ اجْعَلْني في مَقامِي هذا مِمَّن تَنالُهُ مِنْكَ صَلَواتٌ وَرَحْمَةٌ وَمَغْفِرَةٌ.
اللهُمَّ اجْعَلْ مَحْيايَ مَحْيا مُحَمَّد وَآلِ مُحَمَّد ، وَمَماتي مَماتَ مُحَمَّد وَآل ِمُحَمَّد.اللهُمَّ إنَّ هَذا يَوْمٌ تَبَرَّكَتْ بِهِ بَنُو اُمَيَّةَ وَابْنُ آكِلَةِ الاكْبادِ ، اللعِينُ بْنُ ال لعِينِ عَلَى لِسانِكَ وَلِسانِ نَبِيِّكَ صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ في كُلِّ مَوْطِن وَمَوْقِف وَقَفَ فِيهِ نَبيُّكَ ـ صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ ـ.اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ أبَا سُفْيانَ وَمُعَاوِيَةَ وَيَزيدَ بْنَ مُعَاوِيَةَ وآلَ مَرْوَانَ عَلَيْهِمْ مِنْكَ اللعْنَةُ أبَدَ الابِدِينَ ، وَهذا يَوْمٌ فَرِحَتْ بِهِ آلُ زِيَاد وَآلُ مَرْوانَ عَليهِمُ اللَّعْنةُ بِقَتْلِهِمُ الحُسَيْنَ عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم. اللهُمَّ فَضاعِفْ عَلَيْهِمُ اللعْنَ وَالعَذابَ الالِيم.
اللهُمَّ إنِّي أتَقَرَّبُّ إلَيْكَ في هذَا اليَوْمِ ، وَفِي مَوْقِفِي هَذا ، وَأيَّامِ حَيَاتِي بِالبَرَاءَةِ مِنْهُمْ ، وَاللعْنَةِ عَلَيْهِمْ ، وَبِالْمُوالاةِ لِنَبِيِّكَ وَآلِ نَبِيِّكَ عَلَيِه وعَلَيْهِمُ السَّلأمُ.
اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ أوّلَ ظالِم ظَلَمَ حَقَّ مُحَمَّد وَآلِ مُحَمَّد ، وَآخِرَ تَابِع لَهُ عَلَى ذلِكَ ، اللهُمَّ الْعَنِ العِصابَةَ الَّتِي جاهَدَتِ الْحُسَيْنَ عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم وَشايَعَتْ وَبايَعَتْ وَتابَعَتْ عَلَى قَتْلِهِ. اللهُمَّ الْعَنْهم جَميعاً
السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا أبا عَبْدِاللهِ وَعلَى الارْواحِ الّتي حَلّتْ بِفِنائِكَ ، وَأنَاخَت برَحْلِك عَلَيْكَ مِنِّي سَلامُ اللهِ أبَداً مَا بَقِيتُ وَبَقِيَ الليْلُ وَالنَّهارُ ، وَلا جَعَلَهُ اللهُ آخِرَ العَهْدِ مِنِّي لِزِيَارَتِكُمْ ، أهْلَ البَيتِ السَّلأمُ عَلَى الحُسَيْن ، وَعَلَى عَليِّ بْنِ الحُسَيْنِ ، وَعَلَى أوْلادِ الحُسَيْنِ ، وَعَلَى أصْحابِ الحُسَينِ الذينَ بَذَلُوا مُهَجَهُم دُونَ الحُسين
اللهمَّ خُصَّ أنْتَ أوّلَ ظالم بِاللّعْنِ مِنِّي ، وَابْدَأْ بِهِ أوّلاً ، ثُمَّ الثَّانِي ، وَالثَّالِثَ وَالرَّابِع.اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ يزِيَدَ خامِساً ، وَالْعَنْ عُبَيْدَاللهِ بْنَ زِيَاد وَابْنَ مَرْجانَةَ وَعُمَرَ بْنَ سَعْد وَشِمْراً وَآلَ أبي سُفْيانَ وَآلَ زِيَاد وآلَ مَرْوانَ إلَى يَوْمِ القِيامَةِ.
اللهمَّ لَكَ الحَمْدُ حَمْدَ الشَّاكِرينَ لَكَ عَلَى مُصابِهِمْ ، الحَمْدُ للهِ عَلَى عَظِيمِ رَزِيّتي.اللهُمَّ ارْزُقْني شَفاعَةَ الحُسَيْن عَلَيهِ السَّلأم يَوْمَ الوُرُودِ ، وَثَبِّتْ لي قَدَمَ صِدْق عِنْدَكَ مَعَ الحُسَيْنِ وَأصْحابِ الحُسَيْن الّذِينَ بَذَلُوا مُهَجَهُمْ دُونَ الْحُسَيْن عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم.
عظم الله اجورنا واجوركم
Thursday, January 10, 2008
عظم الله الأجر
السلام عليك يا أبا عبدالله الحسين وعلى الأرواح التي حلت بفنائك وأناخت برحلك .. رزقنا الله بالآخرة شفاعتك السلام على الحسين وعلى علي بن الحسين وعلى أولاد الحسين وعلى أصحاب الحسين . عليكم سلام الله مني ما بقيت وبقي الليل والنهار ولا جعله الله آخر العهد مني لزيارتكم ...عظم الله أجورنا وأجوركم بمصاب سيدنا ومولانا أبا عبدالله الحسين
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
At last.....
So this post will be written by NoNoWa, if there is anybody who deserves the right to do so, it will be her!! So there you go NoNoWty..
The post is yours...
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First addiction- TYTN II-
KM, the nerd (former owner of an I-Mate), drove me insane about this phone---ohhh wait I mean Pocket PC. God forbid I put it down to a regular phone status- LOOL! He would call me from work and tell me all about the specifications and applications and laaaaa dee da....but for me I hate Pocket PC's- they are just too complicated. So i wud try to discourage it, but to no avail. He made endless trips to phone shops just to see when it wud finally be here in Kuwait. This was his goal in life- to get this phone--nothing else mattered...but then he figured out after hours and hours of research--that it was just a test phone and that the software wasnt complete.
CONQUEST DIMINSHED!!!!!!!

Crime and Punishment-
Because KM is well, KM- he is a procrastinator and a very good one at that. I had a Samsung and it needed to be fixed so after about 9 months of waiting- I decided to walk inside Alghanim and ask for the cheapest phone known to mankind, just so I cud have some sort of communication---since KM had promised to either fix my phone or buy me a new one. I could wait no longer. So this lil Nokia is what I ended up with.... now I only thought it fair that after he bought me a new phone and his I Mate had broken- that he went through the same humiliation that I went through so I made him use the lil Nokia. The punishment must fit the crime in my opinion!! LOOL!

Second addiction-K850i
Now KM actually bought this phone. But, of course, only after endless hours of reviews and research- and filling my head with information that I could hardly understand. He also made me hate the phone before he even got it. He is the kind of person that likes to know everyhing about the phone before he buys---I am a discoverer!!! :) Now the phone was just what the Dr. ordered, but unfortunately----the camera was nothing that they made it out to be and he was soooo disappointed. He even had to go and get a new SIM card for this phone because it was so sensitive. He had it for a total of 2 days and took it back - meskeeeeen habiby. He was soo happy....and when he had finally found what he wanted it wasnt as great as he thought.
The end of my misery- Nokia N95- 8gb
*Hallalujah, hallalujah, hallalujah!!!* He has finally found the answer to his prayers......and the end of my misery! He took back the K850i and got the nokia instead. He came walking in the door like he had robbed a candy store- he had a smile that stretched from ear to ear....he finally felt happiness! And I was ---well just relieved because I couldnt listen to anything else about phones. PHONES SUCK!!!!
I just want to take a moment to thank God for Nokias and giving me back my husband and my sanity. Patience is a virtue and when u get married , u just dont know how much of that virtue you will need.
Now tell him Mabrook everyone!! And do a little dance- cuz he deserves it and so do I!!!!!!!
PS- He is really happy with the features, but keeps bitching that he now needs a touch screen- temporary happiness. But I am not complaining---so until the next conquest---technology sucks!
Written by NoNoWa---for KM :)
Friday, December 21, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Back on my steel horse..
Finally, my bike is fixed and ready..nothing better than early morning ride...freedom man..it just feels like you are in your own world...man I sure miss this feeling..I miss riding my bike, my steel horse..
damn its so f$#king amazing
Thursday, November 8, 2007
I miss having a "Deech" !!

Yeah I do, I miss having this stupid usless bird, they`re never on time for prayers..I guess they go by their local timing from wherever the hell they came from!!
But they are fun, ayyam gabol, we used to chase this speedy bastards for over ana hour me and my younger brother, till they give up and just start drooling..then we start to approach and jump on them ya3ny 9aydeenhom, la o lazim we brag, so I start to tell my brother: ha shiftny eshloon 9edta..sheft eshloon rabeata..!!
And we seriously think that we tamed them o enna 5la9 te3allam 3aleena, ya3ny 9ar aleef, LoL
So we start rubbing them and pushing them down `3a9b 3shan yeg3doon yamna...wulla mesakeen eldyacha elly ye6ee7oon b2edna, we chase them thinking that we are training them to be faster, we throw them really high ya3ny ne3alma ye6eer and we build them houses from cement bricks and then it falls on their legs and breaks them..no wait that was the duck!!
Eeeeehhh, I miss you Rocky, yup rocky my deech..I named "him" Rocky, lo "Sly" yadry chan yente7er..hehe
I dunno why, but we always have weird animals ayyam gabol..last deech we had just pushed it zyada 3an ellezoom, ma9a5ha!! He left all the beutifull fat chicken with there nice rounded a$$es, and started fornicating with the slim duck..I mean come on, what kind of little chicks they will have!!? elthaher 9a7ebna yaby ye3adel elnasil ya3ny..so he decided to pimp it with the sluty Duck..
hehe, I miss throwing jooty, wella n3al, wela rocks or what ever my hand can reach, to stop them doing the dirty duck/deech DO, at least not infront of the other chickens..
I miss those days...Im hungry!!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
We have to talk..

I was checking on my family's forum when I came across question, I thought I really had to reply. I felt that somebody should give a positive side to something that we unfortunately have always been told is taboo.
In our society we never hear anything but the bad side of it, and what makes it worse, the "zyada 3an ellezoom" exaggeration and stories...
Anyway, I thought I would post my reply, I would like to hear yours..so feel free to express your point of view, what would you say..
...السلام عليكم يا عيال العم
Friday, October 19, 2007
Shakow!!

Bas, 9ra7a ya3ny....min wain 6ala3 7law bo 5aroof, ayshy!!
BTW, bo bgara called "milco" and bo 5aroof called "fumia"...
MILCO is actually a world leading company for resistance welding guns, and in 1973 in UAE milco was National Food Products Company "NFPC", its still there and still have all its produts under there logo "MILCO", one more thing to know about MILCO..in Venezuela they call the Ministry of light industry and trade...MILCO, I know mala sh`3ol, but its true!!
Fumia, hmmm..
Molly Fumia: motoractive books writer
Nick Fumia: Director/Prodution assistant in "Shrek 2" and "Car Babes"
Fumia design: they desighned Lancia J..A CAR NOT CANDY!!
Please..tekfa, min wain they bring hal2asamy....el9edawy, watch out, KM is here! ;p
Sorry about the pics, that is the best I could do, they are so damn shiny, so they reflect the freakin flash...anyway....thats that
Monday, October 1, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
I miss "Him"...
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
The One And Only Royal Mirage Hotel..WoW
I know its been long time since I posted in my blog, safarna o raddena..7emdella 3ala salamatna, 6ab3an ma fekom 5eir, no body called yet7ammad lena elsalama, wela 3ala el2aqal daz ward..aw 3azamna fe restaurant!!
Yalla mo moshkella, I think we had enaugh me and NoNoWa..kafy akel, kafy "Sealema", LoL.. mal ayyam gabol..
Anyway, THE ONE AND ONLY ROYAL MIRAGE HOTEL..OMG, one of the best best bestest hotels I ever seen in my life..amazing

















































