I miss having a "Deech" !!

Yeah I do, I miss having this stupid usless bird, they`re never on time for prayers..I guess they go by their local timing from wherever the hell they came from!!

But they are fun, ayyam gabol, we used to chase this speedy bastards for over ana hour me and my younger brother, till they give up and just start drooling..then we start to approach and jump on them ya3ny 9aydeenhom, la o lazim we brag, so I start to tell my brother: ha shiftny eshloon 9edta..sheft eshloon rabeata..!!

And we seriously think that we tamed them o enna 5la9 te3allam 3aleena, ya3ny 9ar aleef, LoL

So we start rubbing them and pushing them down `3a9b 3shan yeg3doon yamna...wulla mesakeen eldyacha elly ye6ee7oon b2edna, we chase them thinking that we are training them to be faster, we throw them really high ya3ny ne3alma ye6eer and we build them houses from cement bricks and then it falls on their legs and breaks them..no wait that was the duck!!

Eeeeehhh, I miss you Rocky, yup rocky my deech..I named "him" Rocky, lo "Sly" yadry chan yente7er..hehe

I dunno why, but we always have weird animals ayyam gabol..last deech we had just pushed it zyada 3an ellezoom, ma9a5ha!! He left all the beutifull fat chicken with there nice rounded a$$es, and started fornicating with the slim duck..I mean come on, what kind of little chicks they will have!!? elthaher 9a7ebna yaby ye3adel elnasil ya3ny..so he decided to pimp it with the sluty Duck..

hehe, I miss throwing jooty, wella n3al, wela rocks or what ever my hand can reach, to stop them doing the dirty duck/deech DO, at least not infront of the other chickens..

I miss those days...Im hungry!!