Amazing Ignorance

The following incident just happened to me in less than one hour..

I was on my way to the CO.OP jam3eyya of our area..and there was this old women looks like my aunt, ( she even has the same car) asked me for help.Apparently she needed to recharge her battery..so I said, "Ok, just let me turn my car toward yours.."

I got of the car, got my jump starters, opened my hood, while she was struggling to open hers, but she did it in the end..

She took a glance at the jump starters and said: Tara lazem now3eyya zeana..

I laughed, and I said dont worry it is. Shakelha mo 3ajebha, coz they were dirty and dusty little bit..so she started to make faces and 7arakat moslsalaat fe her face..I didnt say nothing, I put the wires and waited..

A few minutes later and I asked her to start her engine, she did..and nothin.. happened. It took three times till its started finally..I left it a few seconds and then I moved it..

She thanked me. I responded back, I have to reverse , coz she refused to reverse her car!! All the banghaleyyeen clapping, children around me with their bicycles cheering me, Egyptian man with his camera got the historical moment, sheyyab kuwaiteyyeen msaween 9afga o sharbeka, shalow syyarty 3ala their shoulders...you can get the situation...kel elnas taby teshoof shelsalfa...YA BABA EL7AJEYYA WAGFA SAYYARTHS O ANA SWWETLAHA ESHTERAK..bas hathy dratna..

Now all that was the intro for what I want to tell you, yeah I know..abo6 elliver!!

I parked my car, went inside eljam3eyya, walking to the other end to get what I came for, here is the other entrance of the jam3eyya, wella el7ajeyya dasha eljam3eyya ba3ad @@ WHAAT?? What the hell was she thinking about..ya baba tawny msaweelich ishterak shemda5lech eljam3eyya..It was soooooooo funny, yet strange.

The funny thing about it, I saw her again leaving the family center with brand new jump starters, nafs elnow3eyya elly I have belTHAB6..bas yedeed yelma3..get it,LoL

Athar el7ajjeya mo 3ajebha eshteraky, taby no3 zean..yomken Fendi wella Burberry, yumken, hehe

الملتقى العالمي الاقتصادي للمرأة..هممممم

20/06/2007

شارك لبنان في المنتدى العربي الاميركي لسيدات الاعمال القياديات الذي انعقد في واشنطن اواخر شهر مايو بدعوة من وزارة الخارجية الاميركية، تعرفت خلاله 50 سيدة اعمال من الولايات المتحدة الاميركية ب 50 سيدة اعمال من عشرة بلدان عربية هي: لبنان، السعودية، الامارات العربية المتحدة، البحرين، الكويت، مصر، الاردن، فلسطين، سوريا، العراق والمغرب.وهدف المنتدى الذي كان انعقد في دورة تحضيرية في عمان خلال شهر فبراير الى:البدء بحوار بناء وعملي بعيدا عن اي منحى سياسي.

Ok I know most of you will wonder, why the hell KM writing about this Sh#t...hehe, no offence..well, Im not, I dont care about hal5arabee6..bas marrat fe sha`3lat elwa7ed yeshofha o tbo6 his liver..I saw this pic fe jaredat elqabas yesterday, and I was wondering..

*lesh ma yechaykoon 3ala their pics before they write ta3leeq 3aleha..?

*lesh yegolon 50 women in the pic, o ana legait 72 women..?

*lesh yakteboon 50 men usa and 50 from mid east, elmafrooth 100 women bas in the pic 72..?

*lesh fe 3yayez m3ahom, o age9 edy etha yadroon shessalfa..?

*lesh fe 3 men razzen their faces in the moltaqa and the pic..?

*lesh fe bnayya 9`3yroona m9awra m3ahom belne9, o hal fe laha mosharaka bemoltaqa wela omha yaybatha 7ag elbuffet..?

Tell me eshraykom?

Tagged for real...

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A Available or single -what kind of question is this!! married o ma7jooz o mosta3mal, la o elkafala 6ay7a b3d.. YALLAH

B Best friend-Bu-na9oor, sa33ood..and my self, elbajy 7abarbash.

C Cake or pie-depends, how naughty it could be when it`s served ;p

D Dance or exercise-exercise, martial art-street fight "KAJUKENBO"..I like to paralyze peoples nerves, and break their bones and joints..cute ha?!!

E Essential item-ana, 3shan etha neseit nafsy eshloon algany b3deen, mo0shkela!!

F Favourite color-modemani "nfs ibrahim el9llal"...& pink, LA7THA LA YROO7 BALKOM THAK EL9OOB, I like to see it on other peeps, get it..hehe, yeah.

G Gummy bears or worms-non, hurts my teeth..I like chewy candy bas mo dood 3ad.

H Home town-Madenat Alrumaithyya Alta3leemeyya, I was born their..really nice memories :)

I Indulgence-Ridding my steel horse, driving mainly..playstation.

J January or February-again, non..leesh mo may ya3ny, eshfee may, 7eloow la6eef thareef, 9ayer belne9..7atta esma in arabic sexy.."mayoo", ya3ny bikini..hehe, shakly ban6ag 3ala hathy :/

K kids-two, my naughty tiger H & my little princess M..and I want the third 9ra7a, aby brother 7ag 7assoon.

L Life-life was stupid with no taste until I found my real love Om 7asoon NoNoWa..Allah ye5llech ly baby.

M Marriage-wullah the best thing that ever happened to me, guys get married..3ala mas2ooleyty..7atta the fights wanasa, a5er shy nbo6ha the7k, of course..I always make her laugh.

N Number of siblings-4, two bro & two sis..Im the second, so I make them five, I thought you would figure this one out!!

O Oranges or Apples-Apples EEWWW Weee3 YAA3 Yuck..no way I hate it..orange ok.

P Phobias-giant flying bugs..some of them, also sowalef demons o rabe3hom..coz I kinda have a sixth sense about that..dont ask for details.

Q Favourite quote- "What doesn`t kill you, makes you stronger"..man, my life revolves around this quote.

R Reason to smile- nonowas naughty laugh,her gentle care and her magical touch..knowing what I wana say before I say it "she really reads my mind".

7asson when he gets angry,dala3 masooka..my mom when she still calls me in a funny names like when I was 3annoon, my dads smile "such a friend, he is the best" , my old sisters care and over showing love "7yaty", my young sisters comments about my actions and "cool look" , my brothers over caring when I get hurt during training- acting like my old brother, my young brothers defasha and she6ana when he plays with 7asson "what little monsters"...

My grand father "baba 3oad" allah yer7uma..

Thinking about these little things, makes me smile and thank God.

S Season- winter, coz mako la spring wala 5areef in kuwait, bas 9aif o sheta.

T Tag 3 people-rekoo, missy and ms loala..yalla b3d eshtaboon, baythooha 3ad.

U Unknown fact about me-I have baby feet, not the size "45" but the texture..for God sake I cant even walk on the beach without sandles..fashla, kelshy yeqazez..hehe so much for bad @ss biker ha?!! OK DONT LAUGH NOW, come on it hurts 9ra7a :(

V/W Worst habit-volkswagen..hehe Get it?!!

X/Y Your favourite food-3a9eeda, bo9al, thoom, 5yaas..not the same time.

Z Zodiac- ثووور هاها Taurus...yup yup yup, ya3ny stubboooooooorn..7addy

I hope I satisfied your curiosity..now leave me alone, I have to Kill you coz you know too much about me ;p

Is it just me..or??

Everybody knows TSC service "just ask" ha? nice service, very creative of them God bless them, but any body noticed the logo of this thing, looks good..but is it just me..or does it really look like they wrote (organic splash of hot chocolate fondue-eshal bel3araby)??!!!

إسهال..منتجات العالم بين يديك

No, thanx..I dont want it

It does looks like that..they should change it, dont you think? ;p LooL

Its my " birpH-Day " ....too fast!!

Well..
I guess Kella Met2a5er gettin old and greezeh, yeaaah..soon Im gona start to use the crutches!!

Im all two tens, two twos, one and another one in the side, and one more will be added ..get it?!!

I guess after all, that old hog I own, aint gona be riddin one more again, yeaah, Im a grand-pa now..*coughing with heavy secretions*

Daggumit, these years are just kickin me in the rears.....

Pimp (!N) my OVEN !!?? 9ej.. Ahbal !!

I saw this pic in alseyassah news paper, couldn`t help it not to laugh..this hindy madry banghali men5ash in the oven (kaaaaaaaaaaaaaak min galb) min the police( la gada3, na9e7..7ada 9ayed el7araka)..ballah nezal `3athab allah feeh o shab, mo chan ye9eer pimp mashwy..(new sandwich min Nathans) ma3a elfelfel ela5thar o elbo9al.....aaaaa33333


He is a pimp from jeleeb elsheyoo5..with 21 prostitutes..hehe gal3athom el5ayseen..LoL

Naked pasta..

weekend activity..hell yeah!!
That was exciting, "funny" and YUu-with naughty-Mmy.....pasta hehe ;p

Freez w bas..hehe stolen

Any one thirsty..me want freez..hehe totally stolen idea..

Any one in love with freez, brain freez..when you chug a freez..now how many times I wrote freez, any body can count the freez, freez..I think I have a brain freez, I should freez now..every body mumble with whisper: freeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhzzzzzzzzzzeeeee.

* whispering*Dude..

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UP DATE:

Update…
I just saw this new flavor of freez, I had to buy it…now I know for sure.. Im freez addict..
Ohh man.. XD

Blue Hawai

freeeeeeeeezzzzz

Do you remember..bo mirror?!

Ok..

I posted before about the coolest biker in kuwait, the indian bo mirror..it was funny coz I have never seen any bike with a mirror that big..


Well..guess what?! I found one that has a bigger one, alot BIGGER than my little, cool, Indian friend..

Yup..

kicked my friend on the arse , and I really don`t think that I should look for a bigger mirror ON A BIKE, this little asian guy just nailed it.

Well, thank God he is the passenger, not the driver.

"Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ya3ny lo beyshoof his food wein wo9al fe ba6na, 3ady, all in the mirror, He could even follow his digestive process to the glorious gates of the " chocolate factory "..* squinting in disgust *

Now, my mission is complete,

over and out.

I`ve been tagged..by my self!!

Yup..
I..Kella weld Ben Met2a5er tagged my self..I call that self curiosity, I thought I would see what I can know about my self that I didn`t already know yet..what can I discover about Kella met2a5er..

In the same time, It will give you "all of you, not just YOU" the chance to know me or Kella Met2a5er, better and closer..so, here we go...

Ten things or maybe more, about my self:

• I'm a q8y biker, one of a kind..mako menny o 5osh 9by.

• I have a bike, thats what I use, when I ride.

• I think I have two eyes, equipped with eye lashes and accessorized with really noticeable eye brows.

• I have a head.

• I discovered that I have two hands with a complete set of fingers, including the thumbs.

• All my organs are organized in a really artistic way, inside my stomach "Yeah I have one of those too, so eat your heart out".

• My lungs changes size when I breath, madry lesh!!.

• I cant walk without bending my knees, I know..bad habit.

• My toes are not the same size.

• When I eat. I have to move my jaw repeatedly, I suffer ( obsessive compulsive disorder ) only when I eat though.

• I can move my ears, seriously..but they are not big, average size, 6alabeyya 5a99ah.

• I sleep.

• I always wake up, after I sleep.

• And yeah, for some reason, everybody knows me Yegolonly enta mynoon..hehe adry I am.

Now I think it`s all clear..anybody would know me easily..If you see me in the street wella belshare3, or any place..la tesalmon 3ly..tara ana wa7ed 5ajool o ma a36y face..

No autographs please..thanx

Kella Ben Met2a5er

شبقا يعني ..شناكل؟

الدياي انتشلوا و قعدوا..مساكين

البقر, حاشهم سل ..شلوون

السمك, مادري بعد اسهال و بعدين يردون على سالفة النفوق

الخرفان, من الصومال..(مادري بعد شفيهم بس كل ما وصلوا الكويت ردوا الشحنة) يمكن حايشهم القولون

الربيان, اكتأب و قعد

كادبوري, لا تاكلونه..من اسرائيل " ههه قدييييييييييم" صج

كراعين, فيهم فلات فوت

مخ, من سراي..كليته ولا طلع ني

سندويشة فلافل اكلها و على اخر لقمه..القى ذبانه منسدحه ريل على جنـاح بالطحينــه, شعقـبه

كيكه مالت عيد ميلاد..فيها سعابيل, هههههه مبيوقه

كباب الحجه مو مشوي عدل , بس برمضان

روبي تيوزدي..غيروا الشيف

ابل بيز..شقت صدري شق ريحة الصبغ

ميس الغانم..لقـينا شعره بالـثوم

ببيز بيتزا..وحده شالت قفشه من السلطه و شمتها..شان تردها مكانها بالبوفيه, طبعا بعد ما نص القفشه دشت خشمها

ازوري..تشرب عصيرك و تمزمز بالذبان و الحشرات يطيحون من ليتات النيون

صب واي..ما قاموا يلبسون دسوس

مال الجبن و الزيتون بالجمعيه..يقرض اظافر ريوله على ما الزبون ينقي الجبن (بدون ذكر الجمعيه) ههه

و شغلات وايد بالديره..شبقالنا ناكل ها؟؟ والله حرام

عطوا الدياي بندول و اموكسسلين..و ودوا البقر مستشفى الصدري عيادة الدرن..و فكونا

يلا بباي عاد

I couldn`t help it..LoL

Yup..I couldn't`t help it not to take a pic for this kick ass, cool motorcycle..I mean come on..I'm sure that there are no other bikes that have the same accessories like the one on this hot hog.

WHO THE HELL WOULD USE A CAR MIRROR ON A MOTORCYCLE??!!!!!!!!!
hey..I know the answer, an Indian guy in sharq..ya3ny 7adda 9ayd el7araka el2a5..LoL

The funny thing was that when he saw me taking the 1st pic for him, istanes 7adda..he was so happy..he held the handle bar and started posing..men 9ejja @@..

And another pose with a little tilt to the front wheel "7arakaat 5a6eera" yabeelha tadreeb hathy..

he is cool..made my day, hehe

SHIT (that) HAPPENS.. XB

Warning: If you just ate or you suffer a heart disease please don`t read this.


I found this in some blog I liked it..it's worth being shared..LoL
Well..


I`ve been through lots of these scenarios in my life..Im sure most of you too, have had your share of this "pile"..anyway..enough said..let`s get it on..or out..



close your nose it`s gonna be messy and smelly..

A list of the different kinda poopies one encounters.

• 
  Ghost poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
• 
  Clean poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
• 
  Wet poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
• 
  Second wave poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
• 
  Pop a vein in your forehead poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
• 
  Lincoln log poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
• 
  Gassy poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
• 
  Drinker's poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
• 
  Corn poopie: Self explanatory.
• 
  Gee I wish I could poopie poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
• 
  Spinal tap poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
• 
  Wet cheeks poopie also known as the power dump: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
• 
  The dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
• 
  The surprise poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops, a poopie!

It was good, but they forgot to mention some, examples:

1. The marbles: which is the one it comes like a small balls falling continuously, forming a musical splashing sound according to the size, weight and distant.

2.Th ice cream cone: It`s the one twist falling to form an artistic sculpture.

3.The camouflage:Usually you can notice this one by the different colors and patterns that it come equipped with, light Brown, dark chocolate, or sometimes..Arabic coffee.

like I said..shit happens, you got to face it..not really.

I just wana sleep X(

Im not sleepy..but I wana sleep, bs m3andatny elnoma..my wife and my kids gona wake up soon..and Im still up, I have to be in my job at 10 max, then I have to go back there at 5pm tell 8pm, then I have a class from 7.30 pm (which means that Im gona be late for it) and it finishs at 9pm..yeah, It`s gona be "A GREAT" day =/

live by it..

It`s really cool and inspiring clip..I like to listen to it sometimes before I ride my bike..I know it`s sound crazy, but it`s really cool if you focus on the words..well, I think that you should be a Harley or cruiser biker to feel it, I don`t think it would have the same effect on sport bikers..

COZ WE RIDE WITH STYLE BABY..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_UiA7CWTwk